Ubersworth

When you pay a lot of money for an Uber so you need to get the most out of it.

Jimmy said he was having at least 15 drinks so that he could get his ubersworth.

by Masterteggy October 16, 2021

ubersonic

Ubersonic is the name given to the highest mach regime in the nomenclature of velocities relating to the speed of sound. It is defined as a speed at or exceeding mach 25. It is also referred to as "Re-entry speeds" but this sounds fucking stupid and no one should call it this. As of 2021 I am unaware of any ubersonic aircrafts in existence, manned or unmanned. All that come close are either HGVs or missiles. In the future an additional category may be needed under the name high-ubersonic for speeds exceeding mach 100, but for now this is useless.

Subsonic - Under mach 0.8 (less than the speed of sound)
Transonic - Mach 0.8–1.2 (around the speed of sound)
Supersonic - Mach 1.2–5.0 (above the speed of sound)
Hypersonic - Mach 5-10 (well above the speed of sound)
High-Hypersonic - Mach 10-25 (holy fucking shit thats fast)
Ubersonic - Mach 25+ (about as fast as I cum)

"Invincible can throw a baseball at ubersonic speeds"

by Veggietalesisaboutahospital October 29, 2021

Ubersturis

More tsuris than one could think possible.

Tsuris is Yiddish, meaning trouble or woe; aggravation.
"the NBA has its share of tsuris these days"

Doing construction on my home filled me with Ubersturis.

by Momstein January 26, 2022

uberstraight

of, relating to, or characterized by non bigoted sexual or romantic attraction only to or between people naturally biologically of the opposite sex. Uberstraight or uber-straight is a sexual orientation not a lifestyle choice.

An uberstraight individual does not have sexual attraction to a member of the same biological sex due to bigoted reasons. Instead they are born with this inherent attraction to members belonging to the opposite sex biologically.

Terry is not bisexual, he's uberstraight.

How could you tell?

Because he only considers dating trans men or biological women.

by MegatonDon September 22, 2022

Uberspurned

(noun) A person who takes an excessively long Uber ride—often an hour or more—to visit a romantic interest who will never actually be in a relationship with them, no matter how much time, money, or hope they invest.

1. "Dude, you really spent $80 on an Uber just to stop by her house and hear no again? Hard for me to say this bud. but you're straight up Ubersprurned"

2. "He's been Uberspurned for months, making late-night rides across the city for a girl who wants actually nothing to do with him

3. "At this point, his Uber app should just auto-suggest 'her house' instead

by OG Mad Dog March 11, 2025

Uberspurned

(noun) A person who takes an excessively long Uber ride—often an hour or more—to visit a romantic interest who will never actually be in a relationship with them, no matter how much time, money, or hope they invest.

1. "Dude, you really spent $80 on an Uber just to stop by her house and hear no again? Hard for me to say this bud. but you're straight up Ubersprurned"

2. "He's been Uberspurned for months, making late-night rides across the city for a girl who wants actually nothing to do with him

3. "At this point, his Uber app should just auto-suggest 'her house' instead

by OG Mad Dog March 11, 2025

Ubersaint

Anyone with an uber rating over 4.98.

Chris, whose Uber rating is 4.97, is not an Ubersaint; but, on the other hand, David, at 4.99, is an Ubersaint.

by RubyD August 25, 2025