umbrella

Something u use in the rain to keep yourself dry.

Pass me the UMBRELLA

by 1928Sugarcube April 5, 2022

umbrella movement

Umbrella movement was made to call out lippaphobes for saying lipstick.

"Theyre in the umbrella movement" "oh wow"

by Tea Time SisterZ. January 3, 2021

Umbrella

Slang for a Yorkshire bellend.

"FFS Paul, stop being such a goddamn umbrella all the fucking time!"
Umbrella: "I cant help it....also, does it contain gluten?"

by DBag4eva April 8, 2021

Visionary Umbrella

Seeing it from the eyes of someone else or you're being affected by someone else's preferences and dislikes without even realizing it.

1) Many Germans were under Hitler's visionary umbrella.
2) My friend Rachel used to enjoy drama films, but now that she is under her boyfriend's visionary umbrella, she doesn't even think about them.

by Water Candle May 4, 2021

Iraqi umbrella fountain

The Iraqi umbrella consists of shoving an umbrella up someone’s asshole then proceeding to open the umbrella and letting the shit spew out like a fountain.

Xavier: When’s the last time you’ve taken a shit.

Annie: Niamh performed The Iraqi Umbrella Fountain on me the other day so I’ll be good for like a week.

by YupBro11 January 8, 2026

Cum Umbrella

Cum Umbrella: A slang term referring to large, dramatic fake eyelashes worn by women. The exaggerated size and shape of the lashes are humorously likened to an “umbrella,” suggesting they could shield a woman’s eyes from male semen during intimate encounters.

She walked in with these massive eye lashes - Total ‘Cum umbrellas’ ready for anything.

by Cole rivers January 23, 2025

Stinky Umbrella

When you are you so fat you’re stomach creates a “umbrella” keeping your under carriage bone dry while showing

That girl Cassidy’s boyfriend has a STINKY UMBRELLA

by Linden&James February 8, 2025