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The M.O'Connor Triangle

A dating preference in which a man has three options simultaneously. These Consist of one woman that he's been dating for a while, and about to end a relationship with. The second one he's been dating for a shorter time, and everything is going well. The third and final one is just starting out, and beginning to blossom. And Tah Dah! The M.O'Connor triangle.
John: Three girls at once man?

Ryan: Yeah, the M.O'Connor triangle.
by BigLoonadoon June 8, 2009
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The Scalene Triangle

Ah, the scalene triangle.
Person: Ah, the scalene triangle.
Person: FUCK ME SCALENE TRIANG-
by JohnnyBrunch September 10, 2012
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lost your triangle

What you say to someone who lost their
-cool
-mojo
-game
-attractiveness
-dennis
Cool and attractive guy from spain:
Hey manny you are the master at spinning...stuff
Manny:Thanks
Cool and attractive guy from spain:
Can I see you spin something again.
Manny:Kay
*Fails miserably*
Cool and attractive guy from spain:
Dang you just lost your triangle
Manny:What?
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Viagra Triangle

A sub set of the "Rush Street" nightlife district on Chicago's Near North Side. So named for the abundance of mostly-affluent older men who frequent the local bars, and the "triangle" where State and Rush Streets come together (with East Bellevue Street being the base of the triangle, anchored by Gibson's restaurant, the unofficial headquarters).

The gentle ecosystem of the Viagra Triangle could not exist without a fully-stocked pond of anxious, and artificially infertile females. Seven years prior she may have been called a "Trixie" in and around Lincoln Park, but with an East Bank membership, a Platinum card of her own, and several upgrades to the base Lexus, she is looking for more, while her looks and latest Botox treatment hold out).

Though, claimed as fact in other definitions, it is extremely rare to see participants in the Viagra Triangle scene parking their behinds, much less their Flying Spurs and 911s, anywhere south of Oak Street or North of Cedar. The important, and notable exception is when the bars in the triangle close, and he has not yet sealed the deal. In such cases, overtime must be played at The Lodge on Division Street, which is open til every bit of 4AM during the week and 5AM on the weekends ("if three bottles of Cristal have not done the job, maybe a few PBRs will," is the thinking).
Seriously, guy, you're never going to get anywhere with the chicks in the Viagra Triangle, they all require a personal financial statement before sitting down.
by ChicagoMike September 9, 2008
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Human Triangle

The "tag" given to a steroid abuser who frequents the gym only to work out on the whole of the upper body and neglect any leg exercises what so ever, forming the shape of an up side down triangle i.e. A Human Triangle.
Henry; Hey Dan! how do ya like my chest and biceps!?

Dan; Yes very manly, but I can't help but notice that your legs look like two pieces shit dangling out of a fishes ass hole.

Henry; Oh don't be so mean :(

Dan; Human Triangle.
by cheekycheese July 18, 2013
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Vancouver Triangle

A growing trend for Australian backpackers in Vancouver is to engage in the Vancouver triangle. This involves two men and a woman. One of the men is engaging in vaginal/anal intercourse with the woman on all fours while the other male participant is receiving oral sex. The two men then lean over and passionately kiss forming a triangular shape. Aids, deep regret and ridicule are possible side effects from performing such an act.
"Hey, did you hear Jamie and Markee had a Vancouver Triangle with a Swedish back packer?"

"I can't look Tom in the eye anymore, we got wasted and Vancouver Triangle'd this slut last night"
by DodgyMofo September 28, 2011
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fecalateral triangle

The brown triangle that is left on the back of the toilet seat and is caused by poor wiping and personal hygiene.
Ian left a fecalateral triangle on the toilet seat again!
by Emergency911 December 9, 2016
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