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the Big Green Tractor

While you are giving your partner anal you push their legs so far behind her head that it dislocates her hips
“Yo what happened to you homie?”
Nothing my homie just gave me the Big Green Tractor.”
by LongPeepeeGoodAtFortniteGuy March 16, 2019
mugGet the the Big Green Tractormug.

Tractor Factor

Often seen as as a derivative of the Idaho Ratio, the Tractor Factor represents the correlation of one's "presence" to the size of their tractor. In common usage (see example #1), the Tractor Factor is used to judge the size of one's tractor by their "presence". Conversely, the Tractor Factor may be the judgement of one's presence by the size of their tractor (see example #2).
Example #1

Bro #1: Man, that guy has a HUGE Tractor Factor.
Bro #2: Yeah, bro. He must be packing one hell of a tractor.

Example #2:

Bro #1: Holy shit, that tractor is very small.
Bro #2: Damn, the owner's tractor factor must be tiny.
Bro #1: F.
by OneBrickyBoy March 31, 2019
mugGet the Tractor Factormug.

tractor punch

she just got tractor punch approved!
by wrath.tishtosh August 22, 2010
mugGet the tractor punchmug.

Tractor pull

When 2 men tie the tips of their dicks to each others. Then try to pull the other across a predetermined distance. The winner usually gets awarded a wet handy from the looser.
Tom just lost the tractor pull. I bet Aaron is going to love the handy from Tom.
by Salad tosser 1.0 November 5, 2020
mugGet the Tractor pullmug.

bulbing the tractor

When you smash a lightbulb on your penis and then fuck a rhino from behind, you proceed to have a funeral for the rhino which is carried away on a 2007 John Deere.
Can't believe Jim is bulbing the tractor, so sad.
by Welch's gummies October 16, 2017
mugGet the bulbing the tractormug.

obese tractor

mexican dogs with a black chair with fat peoples
by yeywywtw November 9, 2018
mugGet the obese tractormug.

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