Tosser

A word used to describe an unsavory, contemptible person. Can also refer to the temporary actions of someone. Tosser is much the same as wanker but doesn't necessarily have to refer to the literal meaning of one who masturbates. Similar but more of a cousin to asshole.

"I hope Vicktor doesn't come tonight, he is a right tosser when he drinks"

"You look a tosser in those leather trousers, Craig"

by Kall- April 5, 2008

tosser

An absolute nobody, somebody who u wouldn't even go through the effort of pissin on if they were on fire, a real loser, wot a twat!

"Hey look at that guy on fire"
"Oh shit yeah he's on fire"
"Shall we piss on him"
"No he's a tosser!"

by The Z man January 21, 2006

toher

Irish gypsy.

Get up you Toher

by Mark Cook March 11, 2003

Topher

Someone who always finds an excuse to not hang out with his friends

Wow fuck that guy he is such a topher

by Beans123456 July 21, 2019

Topher Grace

An actor who is more convincing as a bed-wetter than an action hero. Also see pansy wuss sissy.

Justin Long is such a Topher Grace.

by Panda Amry September 10, 2009

Salad Tosser

When someone licks the bunghole up and down and at some extreme times eats the brown lil pieces of poop called dingleberries.

Drew and Chris love tossing eachothers salad all night long and then Ben jumps in and fingers there buttholes!!!!

by Jayz May 13, 2003

topher

the studliest ferret you'll ever see

topher is such a stud

by Elena February 6, 2005