torched my shorts

A fart you were expecting to just pass a little harmless gas without notice but presented a much different situation.

Damnit! I Got home from a great round of golf and a couple bloody Mary’s and tuna sandwich for lunch. A few hours later I felt a little gas In the ass and didn’t think much of it so let’s push that little squeezer out! I Let it rip and my ass hole burned as I torched My shorts

by moleary70 October 31, 2020

Torch Knobbing

The act of using a blow torch or other heating device on a door knob, then using it for sexual pleasure, usually by way of anal.

one second honey im torch knobbing

by rybones October 6, 2025

Burning torched

Withdrawal symptoms from completing a project with Burning Torch and having a your nights suddenly free without having to make Facetime calls. An eerie emotional state. A feeling like you are missing something, or incompleteness. Equivalent to suddenly stopping smoking.

Was working on this film shot in Hong Kong and when it was over I was totally burning torched.

by hussaincurrimbhoy November 15, 2020

Torch

Another word for lighter, usually a smoking lighter

Hey bro i need a torch to light this minecraft

by El_Doughnut February 26, 2015

Torch MAGA

In 2014, Russia recruited Trump to run his MAGA ("Make America Great Again") more accurately "Make Russia Great Again," or MRGA. Now,MAGA has recruited Steve Schmidt of Sarah Palin "Game Change" infamy to run "Pass The Torch," encouraging President Biden to drop off the ballot, at a time when Primary voters do not want him to bow out, and the GOP will not allow Democrats to replace him. It suggests President Biden has cognitive issues, based on a debate at which Trump expressed his own cognitive disorders for the entire program. Under the Constitution, if something did happen to President Biden, he would be replaced by Vice President Harris -- one of the main jobs OF the Vice Presidency. But, to the Patriarchy, she is a Triple Threat -- Female, Black, and South Asian. Pass The Torch is hoping to bypass VP Harris by nominating "Drop Out Dean" Phillips, the sore loser who ran in the primary, and couldn't even beat President Biden in New Hampshire, where he didn't appear because NH tried to subvert South Carolina's new role as First In The Nation, and voters wrote in President Biden in a landslide.

As part of Pass The Torch, big donors have successfully blackmailed a handful of all white, predominantly male Congressional Democrats. Hence, the white Pass The Torch movement reminds people of the "Unite The Right"/"Unite The White" Charlottesville tiki torch Klan rally. Hence, supporters of the Project 2025/Agenda 47/Pass The Torch are identified as Torch MAGA.

Marianne Williams: "Democrats needed to have a primary!"
14 Million Voters: "We DID, Torch MAGA. You lost."

by the modhatter July 20, 2024

the human torch

when you cover yourself in gasoline and light your self on fire, or you replace your spinal fluid with gasoline

remember that nigga from Arab springs? yeah that nigga pulled the human torch.

by echhi June 23, 2019

plasma torching

this is next level gas lighting at its finest. gaslighting generally referring to a one on one or orchestrating multiple flying monkeys at one target . . Plasma torching is where there are multiple targets with multiple motives all happening at the same time and place . this orchestration isnt just for Hollywood anymore .

Joan had worked the committee into such a frenzy by the time the board meeting ,committee members couldnt regroup from the plasma torching Joan had crafted .

by highplainsdrifter February 7, 2022