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The Tone-Gay Effect

This mental condition is commonly found in the rarest of cases. The first known case was discovered by accident in 1876 by William Harrington Beckett IV on an expedition around the world. The side effects can be (but are not limited to):

1. Creating social situations that never actually happened for attention, i.e. being "spiked" on a night out
2. Play-acting at place of work, pretending to collapse due to "stress" and "anxiety"
3. Fraudulent claims of abuse or misconduct
4. Confessing uncharacteristic yet predictable homosexual love for close friends
5. Constructing false narratives of physical confrontations with members of the general public
6. Inexplicable erections that last for an infinite period
7. Developing one-sided sado-masochistic attraction to fiendish harlots
8. Arrange appointments with cohorts only to disengage, re-engage and re-disengage from previously agreed upon plans
9. Incessant correction, of, punctuation. being put in the: wrong places in a sentence?
10. Becoming increasingly incestuous with ones own mother
Tracey: So what's wrong with my son Dr.Lancaster?
Doctor: He is showing signs of what is known as the Tone-Gay effect , I'm sorry madam, it is very rare, it is incurable and there is little we can do to treat it
Tracey: Does that mean he has to be sectioned?
Doctor: I'm afraid so....
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Economically Tone Deaf

To obliviously, Ignorantly, and/or foolishly make financial/economic decisions, despite various information, and warnings, and risks, even worse so with other people's money. People who are Economically Tone Deaf are unaware of the long-term consequences and costs of their spendings and investments.
" John's son, Jesus Marry and Joseph, I swear, that man is Economically Tone Deaf. He keeps asking his parents for money just to spend on those stupid monkey images. God, I can't believe he's in his 30's.
by GoodDay20 January 1, 2023
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cowboy tone digz

Pat Mcafee: One half of the hammer DAHN!, cowboy tone digz is here
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spike my tone

To peak your interest in something or somebody
Chad suggested going for Mexican again, but it didn't really spike my tone; we went for Thai instead.
by mr. meanpants February 1, 2006
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doing a Tone

The act of being occasionally present in a social group but never actually contributing socially in any way.
John hasn't said a word for hours, why is he doing a Tone?
by KingPayne January 17, 2012
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two-tone

Hey man, you see that two-tone chick, Beyonce? Damn, she's hot.
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Ghetto Two-Tone

A car that is mostly painted one color but has body panels of another color. Mostly seen on cars that were involved in accidents but the owners were too poor to buy a new car.
That car has a Ghetto Two-Tone paintjob
by notspeedkills September 5, 2011
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