Boy: Hey babe, what are we gonna do tonight?
Girl: I don't know, I haven't given you a brass monkey in a while
Boy: Oooooh, sounds good *whips out KY*
Girl: I don't know, I haven't given you a brass monkey in a while
Boy: Oooooh, sounds good *whips out KY*
by OClovers April 06, 2009
Brass knuckles blow nutsacks. I don't even know why they put them in GTA. I want the chronoscepter, nigga.
by sux0r February 03, 2008
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When a male gets his anus tongued from behind while simultaneously having his meat yanked. The first oxidized brass instrument originated in Florence, Italy between Ms. Lisa and Mr. da Vinci. Historians believe the frown on Mona Lisa is a result of the oxidation from the direct contact of Leonardo da Vinci’s butthole with her lips. Also see Rusty Trombone
by TukeyComparison April 04, 2019
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by Xeon06 January 25, 2015
The involuntary and hilariously frantic motions of a person at the shooting range who has just had a scorching hot cartridge case fall down inside their clothing. Double hilarity points if it's a lady with a hot case trapped in between her large exposed knockers. Triple points if somebody ends up instinctively "going in" to help her out.
Can be generally avoided by not tucking your shirt in if you're shooting an autoloader, and not permitting women with low-cut tops at the range.
Can be generally avoided by not tucking your shirt in if you're shooting an autoloader, and not permitting women with low-cut tops at the range.
A: "Did you see Jim at the range the other day? A case ended up inside his shirt and he had to do the hot brass dance while everybody laughed at him."
B: "Hahahah! How's he doing?"
A: "Burn on his beer belly, but otherwise fine."
B: "Hahahah! How's he doing?"
A: "Burn on his beer belly, but otherwise fine."
by Baroque T. Frankenheimer February 03, 2014