Brass Monkey

another way of describing an amazing hand job. also a nickname given by a couple in OC

Boy: Hey babe, what are we gonna do tonight?

Girl: I don't know, I haven't given you a brass monkey in a while

Boy: Oooooh, sounds good *whips out KY*

by OClovers April 5, 2009

brass knuckles

A weapon in first, third and second-type shooter games that blows entire scrotum-fulls of nutsacks.

Brass knuckles blow nutsacks. I don't even know why they put them in GTA. I want the chronoscepter, nigga.

by sux0r February 3, 2008

Brass-Monkey

funky monkey, Brass monkey, that funky monkey

Brass-Monkey is a

by When_ January 19, 2021

oxidized brass instrument

When a male gets his anus tongued from behind while simultaneously having his meat yanked. The first oxidized brass instrument originated in Florence, Italy between Ms. Lisa and Mr. da Vinci. Historians believe the frown on Mona Lisa is a result of the oxidation from the direct contact of Leonardo da Vinci’s butthole with her lips. Also see Rusty Trombone

Susan took her son to the antique shop and gave him an oxidized brass instrument.

by TukeyComparison April 3, 2019

brass monkey

What happens to a man's scrotum during extremely cold weather. A painful form of shrinkage.

I had a severe case of the brass monkey in the locker room after the hockey game.

by bill the cat October 23, 2008

Police Your Brass

To clean up your spent round casings when shooting firearms at a range.

Make sure to police your brass to keep our range floor nice and clean.

by Xeon06 January 25, 2015

hot brass dance

The involuntary and hilariously frantic motions of a person at the shooting range who has just had a scorching hot cartridge case fall down inside their clothing. Double hilarity points if it's a lady with a hot case trapped in between her large exposed knockers. Triple points if somebody ends up instinctively "going in" to help her out.

Can be generally avoided by not tucking your shirt in if you're shooting an autoloader, and not permitting women with low-cut tops at the range.

A: "Did you see Jim at the range the other day? A case ended up inside his shirt and he had to do the hot brass dance while everybody laughed at him."
B: "Hahahah! How's he doing?"
A: "Burn on his beer belly, but otherwise fine."

by Baroque T. Frankenheimer February 2, 2014