tijuana tongue twister

The dirtiest version of a girl-on-girl 69.

The two seductresses on the couch behind me had formed what seemed to be a Tijuana tongue twister.

by Dave Darcy January 22, 2014

Tijuana Hat Dance

First someone fills a bath tub with water, then lays in it with only their dick head exposed. They then proceed to pull a fly's wings off and place it on the newly formed cock island. As the fly runs around, the Tijuana Hat Dance is achieved.

Bill: Hey where did all the flies in the window go?
Sue: Oh Johnny caught them and took them upstairs, he said he needed them for a Tijuana Hat Dance.
Bill: A Tijuana what?

Johnny(muffled over the sound of water running): La cucaracha, la cucaracha, Ya no quieres caminar.

by Lone Ranger & the Golden Spurs August 04, 2010

Tijuana Meat Grinder

When someone shits in a woman's vagina and then fucks her.

"Even though she let me give her the Tijuana Meat Grinder, I still stole some of her stuff."

"Wow, you really know your way around a Tijuana Meat Grinder!"

"I'm bored. Can you give me the Tijuana Meat Grinder?"

by Vagina Poopmaker September 09, 2009

Tijuana Toe Tap

The TJ toe tap is a form of Mexican torture where a prisoner of war is detained and force-fed Habanero peppers and carne asada puree out of a blender for 5 straight hours. He has a gun held to his head with a torturer stating "I'll blow your fucking brains out if you release one ounce of shit on my floor!!!" The kicker to this torture is the actual "toe tap". They now bring in a torture trainee with the sweattiest feet and have him take off his boots and socks and proceed to tap the prisoners asshole lightly with his sweaty-ass big toe making it that much more impossible to hold in the MASSIVE SPICY SHIT he really needs to blast out!

Dude, I shouldn't have fucked Escobars daughter!!...now he has his goons out to give me the Tijuana Toe Tap!!!!!
Fuck me!

by tRIP sEVN September 03, 2008

Tijuana Tow Truck

When you insert anal beads into another person's ass, then lead them down the street by the string

My wife didn't think I knew she cheated on me, so in the middle of a BDSM session, I gave that bitch a Tijuana Tow Truck into town

by Bath-time Toaster August 03, 2023

Tijuana Lap Dance

When you’re taking a dump and your bro needs to go too so he comes and sits on your lap and poops between your legs. No homo

Bro hurry up I have to poop, I’m about to come in and give you a Tijuana Lap Dance.

by Jackson Township January 30, 2022

tijuana water slide

A sex act where three (allegedly) straight white men take turns performing oral sex on each other culminating in a triple Dutch Rudder while wearing Violent Gentlemen t-shirts

We thought Bob was going to a water park when h e said he was going to Mexico for the Tijuana Water Slide

by Daisy Rocket August 25, 2017