thief in chief

The President of the United States, during these benighted times as America slips from moral leadership of the Free World into kleptocratic collectivism. (Derived from the appellation "commander-in-chief", reserved the the leader of the nation.)

"There isn't one bum in the race worth voting for. All they want to be is 'Thief in Chief'. Every one of 'em is a lying crook hoping the taxpayers still have a coin to squeeze before the nation collapses into insolvency."

by Honeyko August 4, 2016

Grand Theft Auto

1. A mexican pastime
2. A popular computer game series

When Mexicans get bored, it's time for grand theft auto.

by Poopyhead June 24, 2003

identity theft

the fraudulent appropriation and use of someone's identifying or personal data or documents, as a credit card. Then using it to spend all their coin.

TOM: "My Visa bill says I've spent five grand on hookers in Tijuana!"

PHIL: "Yeah? Sounds like the evils of identity theft."

TOM: "It surely does man, it surely does."

by P'diddy Hite May 23, 2008

Theft

Borrowing without permission with no intent on returning.

"Where did you get that tv?"

I borrowed it from walmart. i borrowed it it's not theft

by YHS '09 March 10, 2009

Grand Theft Auto

One of the greatest games ever fucking made

the fucking supreme court banning it

by Shut the fuck up October 15, 2003

[Chin] [Thief]

Morbidly obese person - One who is so fat that it is apparent they have stolen other chins and added it to their own neck.

That dude is fat! He is a total Chin Thief!

by Roondog+Ro55ko February 23, 2009

Thiest

Someone who does not know the spelling of a "Theist." (most likely a theist).

"well, i cant wait to get into that paltalk atheist room and show them i know a thing or two. i will create the name Logical ThIest."

by mr_ny December 29, 2011