pigeon chest slammer

when you have your boyfriend bent over in front of you take a run up and dive pigeon chest first into their asshole and start chirping like a pigeon while flapping your arms

Dean: I heard Ryan pulled a pigeon chest slammer on his boyfriend last night...
Jake: I actually heard the same thing, from Blake?
Blake: Yeah, I told Jake because Ryan was actually cheating on him!
Max: Yeah that's kinda sus g.
Jaxson: What?? Ryan has a boyfriend?!?!
Dean: Yeah, it's because he has never had a girlfriend.

by kakedongban January 5, 2021

Spaghetti O Slammer

Take a cup and put a couple shots of vodka in it. Then open a can of spaghetti O's, turn it upside down and slam the bottom of it so all the O's go in the cup, and then slam it down your throat.

Man i tried the spaghetti O slammer last night, i didn't even get close to finishing.

by Scot Coleman March 30, 2009

slippery shit slide slammer

using ones backyard slip in slide, for a shitty slippin ass slammin good time!

when yer all horned up an run outta sexual ideas....the slippery shit slide slammer can be an excellent party saver! ex: bruce and beatrice were so sexually bored bruce went out in the backyard and performed the ol' slippery shit slide slammer......he positioned beatrice doggy style at the end of his slip n slide naked.....using corn oil.. oiled up her shit pipe...next bruce with boner erect ...ran as fast as he could landing on the slip in slide knees first..zooming down the slip n slide (takes perfect balance) on knees, boner erect just about to make contact he thrust hips forward...(takes great timing and aiming)..Jamming erect boner in her shit pipe......IF DONE CORRECTLY WOMAN SHOULD IMMEDIATLEY HAVE ORGASM....along with sore asshole....

by gillieman69 December 10, 2009

National Cardoor Slammers Of America

A group of people that intentionally slam their cardoors to disturb everyone around them.

Barbara, if you and Bobby don't stop slamming your cardoors early in the morning, you should join the National Cardoor Slammers Of America.

by wolfmaiden69 August 19, 2010

double handed booty slammer

a sexual position so mysterious, that after using it, you wake off the jersey turnpike with a sundress on. it is a very dangerous thing to attempt.

I remember the last time I gave my girlfriend the ole double handed booty slammer. It took me a month to hitchhike home.

by Long February 12, 2005

Texas Two Way Slammer

Texas Two way slammer Is when you have a bitch and are fucking her doggy style while her head is jammed in between a door and you fuck her in the backside while slamming her head in the door way/ door jam so to speak in rhythm of your choice.

Is the definition Texas two way slammer

by jesus6666669 November 19, 2010

Jersey Slammer

Alcoholic Drink:
2 parts: Whiskey (Jameson or Jack Daniels)
1 part: Tequila (Whatever floats your boat)
1 splash: Coca-Cola or Pepsi
Good time?: Totally

You: “Lemme get a ‘Jersey Slammer!’”
Bartender: “Do you hate yourself?”
You: “Only on Friday nights!!”
Bartender: “Oh dayum...”

by TheDrukenCowboy September 4, 2019