blunt route

when you drive around town smokin blunts

hannah: hey, you wanna do a blunt route?
mia: hell yes, lets get subway while were driving.

by MILFMONEY$$ June 16, 2022

route 28

Road in Northern Virginia, especially in the DMV where you get the world's worst traffic (shut up LA and stop bitching.) The rich people tend to live away from here...

Idiot: Hey?! Wanna just take route 28?
Smart Person: Nah, gonna take like 3 hours... Let's hop on 29.

by DMVking August 30, 2016

Scenic Route

Having sex with a view.

We stayed at the top floor of a hotel and had a scenic route.

by Your Alpha October 7, 2021

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by SuelTameOresuTeMato May 1, 2025

Scenic Route

When you have to look up a keyboard shortcut taking longer than actually just doing the action.

Pauly D. couldn't remember the keyboard shortcut to skip a song so he searched the keyboard shortcut up taking the scenic route.

by Guac3721 November 26, 2024

Joan Rivers route

Turning into what you made fun of yesterday.

The bubbly girl went the Joan Rivers route and started to practice the double standards she always preached against before, and she got harder and harder to respect as she got older (not that anybody respected her much before).

by The Original Agahnim June 23, 2021

weird route

The thing you do when that fucking bird that you hate is on screen for too long in a video game where you dealt a ruinous blow of ice towards this bird

person 1: Like, uh, hey, maybe things took a weird route right now.
person 2: Say that again?

by nikomega August 14, 2025