Deast Infection

When a man's is clothes is so tight his genitals cant breathe A.K.A .....

OMG!? Look at how tight his pants are. He definitely has a deast infection.

by Horticus June 17, 2024

any infection

Checking the temperature to look inside your ear

You don't have any infection

by Debskelly1985 February 26, 2023

any infection

Checking the temperature to look inside your ear

You don't have any infection

by Debskelly1985 February 26, 2023

jerk squirt infection

When your man is about to jizz and it squirts in your eye and two days later you are being seen for pink eye.

I was trying to aim for her face but burped as I was cumming and missed and it went all in her eye and gave her a jerk squirt infection. l

by catfabulous January 18, 2017

Father And Mothers Infections Around (Mafia)

What I call homo-sapiens who have cystic lesions.

Person 1: Do you have a cystic lesion?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Good...you are a "Father And Mothers Infections Around (Mafia)".

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 14, 2025

Federal state viral respiratory infection

A virus with the characteristics of being (a) fake as your mother in laws tiddys (b) as big as the mask it will take to cover Derek's triple chins and nose at the same time deeming it effective and (c) as contagious as Wade's bullshit

Derek has federal state viral respiratory infection (fsvri), at least his imagination works- too bad he doesn't.

by 69kisses January 06, 2020

pinworm infection

pinworm infection

pinworm infection.

by Debskelly1985 April 12, 2023