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santa fe funnel cake

A sex act where a woman spreads powder sugar and strawberry syrup in her vulva, while multiple partners chow down her box.
I got home from the movies with my wife and the babysitter had 6 of her friends giving her a santa fe funnel cake.
by Buster Hyman 24 September 25, 2013
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cum guzzling ass funnel

1.Someone who guzzels cum through their ass in large amounts.

2. Also used to discribe a man whore

3.A word used to define the gayest person you know.

4. Second only to Cock Juggeling Thunder Cunt in insultation
Person 1: hey man can i use your lawn mower

Person 2: no but can i get my weed wacker back

Person 1: i dont have it

Person 2: yes you do i lent it to you last week

Person 1 :no you didnt!!

Person 2:Shut the hell up you Cum Guzzling Ass Funnel
by Matt Tingley June 18, 2008
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Fort Ashby Funnel Cake

When you feel a grumble in your guts and you try to get your undies down in time with no luck and your warm diarrhea gets squirted through the cloth like fresh batter through a funnel screen at the county fair.
Joe: When Carolus was driving back from Cumberland to go to a DMV appointment he felt severe intestinal disturbance and pulled off the side of the road. Unfortunately he didn’t get his drawers down in time and made a huge Fort Ashby Funnel cake along side highway 15 by the museum.
Drago: Dang that sucks. He ruined those undies for sure
by Esterlino Dorado January 5, 2022
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german chocolate funnel cake

A fun sex game of a Germanic origin. You place a funnel hose into your partners anus. You simply shoot your diarrhea into the funnel which slides down the funnel, filling your partners rectum. Your partner then squats over your chest and eliminates your watery feces along with their own onto your chest.
Would you like to grab the funnel hose and join me for a German chocolate funnel cake?
by CassiusKing October 16, 2017
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Coney Island Funnel Cake

When multiple guys drizzle their ejaculate onto a girls face. Simple, fun, and brings you back to the good ol's days.
A Coney Island Funnel cake is often found at bachelor parties in Vegas!

Hey girl, you hungry? How 'bout a Coney Island Funnel Cake...
by J-Dawg Deezy October 27, 2008
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Warm funnel cake

It really can’t be defined but you know it when you feel it. Some say it’s when a man decides to pull out and cum between your buttcheeks and them they offer if you want confectioner sugar sifted on your ass.
by Richard Dangles August 31, 2022
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Quadruple Butt Funnel

(noun) A more severe form of punishment for Butt Funnel. To be reserved for the very worst of offences.
Your offence is so heinous, you have been sentenced to a... Quadruple Butt Funnel
by Knight57 July 4, 2016
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