Fungus

Pure evil

He's a fungus

by True McShit April 4, 2025

bat fungus

Is something that develops when a bat flies down and bites you in the ass and you get an itchy flaky rash in your butt crack. Also known as a butt fungus.

My ass has been itchy a lot lately, I think I might have a bat fungus.

by flippedwaffle July 19, 2022

Schmeg Fungus

A person who has striking similarities with the character known as Jeff fungus from the monsters inc. movie, they also smell of schmegma

you’re dating schmeg fungus? Wow you must have no friends

by Dyldo Gaggins February 13, 2020

fungu

A word used to say "fuck" without using direct profanity, much the same way "son of a biscuit" is used instead of "son of a bitch."

Jeremiah sighed and said under his breath, "Fungu," after his boss told him he had to work on Saturday.

by Guenhwyvar888 June 20, 2018

Not A Dank Fungus

Is rad, but is not gay

Not A Dank Fungus is quite rad

by Not A Dank Fungus May 27, 2021

facial foot fungus

type of fungus that will be faded to ur face bc big noob. most times ur face will get coyotes pervaded by naturist feet fungi. u can wash it off.

ex: hey look at John! he was facial foot fungus.

John: rubs feet on candy face

candy: *implants a explosive bomb.*

by anonymous April 24, 2021

fungus

usually meaning ‘cool’

person: i want to be their friend, they’re so fungus

by foultique May 22, 2023