elon musked

When an intoxicated driver uses Tesla Autopilot to get them to their destination (usually home after a long night of drinking)

Angus was drunk and didn't have a ride home from Chris', so he elon musked his way back.

by Adam The Spectr3 July 15, 2022

Helped Elon A Lot

Helped him get away with stealing AI in the same way they helped Kendra McKeefry get away with molesting a retard and the same way you are helping the YouTuber panhandlers get away with the abject violation of my rights.

Hym "You helped Elon a lot. But it's wasted on him because he is a fucking cripple. Crippy-Crapable. You assholes need to stop fucking crying all the Goddamn time AND DO WHAT I WANT. And do it now. How you can sit the and cry like a fucking bitch for YEARS. You need to choose and you need to choose now. Get on a plane. The outcome of my life will be 'retires immediately' or 'murders as many kids as he could and kills himself' or 'tried to arrest him and a sycophant murdered as many kids as they could' and YOU MIGHT BE ABLE TO LIE ABOUT WHAT HAPPENED BUT THE PARENTS WON'T."

by Hym Iam June 6, 2025

Elon

To have a rich musk, as in to smell really bad.

Woah Elon, you need to take a shower now and wash off that rich musk…

by Smudge wrangler August 22, 2025

Elon Musky

When you're doing well for yourself, but don't look it.

Man, that guys looking a bit Elon Musky in that suit.

by R.S. Blackwell July 15, 2023

elon

1. A relative scale of the increasing risk a company's workers have from overwork, suicide, or industrial accidents above what their industry considers a normal rate.

2. A unit of approximate time measurement equal to the degree you exceed any reasonable legal order.

1. "During the crunch time for their new product's release, they clocked 2.8 elons... previously cheerful employees transformed into hollow, traumatized victims of ritual corporate abuse, jumping out of windows just to avoid yet another brutal product meeting."

2. "First the county told Tesla to close for the virus, then the Sheriff did... meanwhile, 2500 employees, threatened with losing their pay, spent elons and elons of time spreading a plague between each other, before bringing it home to their family.

by sleeplesseye March 18, 2020

elon musk biographer

A uniquely submissive twat who likes licking the stinkiest anuses that can be found. Fueled by ketamine and shame.

Dude 1: Hey, have you seen the new book by the Elon Musk biographer?
Dude 2: NO WAY, I don't want to read any filth like that! What if my kids find it?

by asshat 6500 February 22, 2025

Elon

It is used to describe the market manipulation for the benefit of a specific individual resulting in loss of assets for the majority of people on that market.

OMG! He is Eloning the cryptocurrency market !

This is Elon! I don’t have money anymore!

No way! I got Eloned again !

by Hector Vartz May 26, 2021