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Colombian Manicure

A torture act performed by mafia/cartel members in South America by removing the victims entire finger nail from their fingers. Pliers are mainly used to pull out the nail.
“We call this a Colombian Manicure
by kaunka June 28, 2024
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Colombian shuffle

An epic game of ring-around-the-holesy.

When in missionary or doggy position, going back and forth between a hole every pump. Named after how Colombian gangsters shuffle- one batch of cards in the front, then some in the back, then in the front, then in the back.
by Escort Services Rock June 6, 2024
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Colombian Internet

The worst internet you'll ever have. Colombia has the worst internet of all.
God Damn Jose, your Colombian Internet makes it so hard to have a proper Zoom call.
by Luisfersg September 7, 2020
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Colombian froth

The residual body fluids, often foamy and sticky, that remain around a person's mouth or on their facial hair after performing oral sex on another person, similar to a milk mustache of semen or a facial mask made of pussy juice.
Frat bro: Dude, I went down on my chick last night. It was crazy.
Buddy: I know, you still have Colombian froth all over your face.
by fakerthanf*ckboi May 7, 2024
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Colombian Fingertrap

As someone is about to fart, plug their asshole with your finger, as instinct they will clench; thus leaving your finger in a stinky, Colombian Fingertrap.

Works best after eating colombian food For colombian farts
by I do my definitions irl August 10, 2025
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Colombian mudslide

My girl made me come in the shitter and hold the plate for her while she did aColombian mudslide
by Bruh Hogg March 31, 2020
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Colombian Chokehold

When a girl farts, shits, cums, and queefs into a jar. Then you let it ferment for 3 months and sniff it to get high.
God damn that Colombian Chokehold got me high last night.
by itsmenotjames December 6, 2024
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