A Boris

Someone who is really bloody useless or a liar and generally a waste of space.

He is ‘a Boris’. He lives with his Mum but tells everyone he has a big house and he can’t even tie his shoe laces, and he is 54!

by Rascal G September 29, 2019

Doing a Boris

Let's say you want to take your GF to Barbados but you can't get time off work. Every time you boss comes up with an objection to you getting jiggy in the sun with Bae you come up with a brilliant way to shut him down.

In the end you win and he gets his ass handed to him.

Ian was being a hard ass but Gaz was doing a Boris.

by Not Much Matches Mansfield September 2, 2019

Crusty Boris

When a male hipster who’s over waxed his moustache to the point it is crusty, eats your ass.

Also commonly known as a Russian gutter punk

“I got a crusty boris last night from this cute boy I met at the bar!”

“My asshole is a little chaffed from the crusty boris you gave me the other day”

by TheLoneCrustyBorisZone October 18, 2017

Boris

The most generic name

I legally changed my name to Boris to fit in

by TheRealBoris April 24, 2017

Boris Special

When one consumes a large amount of bevvy and pisses their pants. This is usually at a friends house or in any setting.

"Lads, ive had a great night but ive completely pulled a Boris Special on your new sofa"

by Humo_sumo January 20, 2018

boris the hermit

The Definition of a cunt

Man, Boris The Hermit is an actual cunt.

by LyinFoo January 23, 2017

boris

when youre name is Boris, youre a cute boy with blue eyes and you love sport.
you also like to talk with girls;)
(And youre good in bed).

hello my name is Boris, i like to talk with girls.

by not a person123456789001234567 November 3, 2019