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The Bastard Brothers

The Bastard Brothers is an underground association of men and women, who are like minded and who meet the following criteria:

1. Are genuine Bastards (meaning that they do not know their fathers and have their mothers sir name)
2. Must beat 2 original members of BB in a LAN game of Tactical Ops AOT, Level Bridge, in a 1 on 2 death match.
3. Must have a general un-trust and hatred for things they do not understand.
4. Must be able to articulate well in general conversation, use Logic and reason as a focal point in their pursuit for the ultimate good and greatest knowledge.
5. Must remember that they are always a Bastard.
6. Many, many, many, more, see the BB site ( when it is created ).
I almost felt bad for yelling at that guy, then I remembered I'm a Bastard! Hahahahahah FUCK! TAint! The Bastard Brothers
by [BB]Fragulator August 17, 2006
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The Bastard

An alcohol induced metamorphosis affecting insecure, overweight, unbathed, culturally and sexually confused pretending to be young but actually old, gay chinese males. During this metamorphosis the ability to rationalize or comprehend the enviroment around them is completely perished. The affected will begin throwing a child like tantrum which may include emotional outbursts, destruction of property, transfixion on a particular issue, crying, and partial nudity. becoming the bastard is irreversible until the afflicted has completely sobered up and undergone proper rest. typically the bastard sufferers memory will be erased the following day and they will not recall the episode despite evidentual text messages and multiple witnesses at the scene.
"i'm tired of being the bastard" followed by smashing of jack daniels bottle.

"oh i'm not allowed on your table huh? oh well i might just try and BREAK IT!" while jumping on a table.

*crying profusely* followed by pants falling down.

*being a 95% homosexual*
by stuart prince November 27, 2011
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The beasts

ZEN, BLOX, CREP, THE ULTIMATE BEASTS... UNBEATABLE, IMPECCABLE,UNSTOPPABLE
THE BEASTS ARE TAKING OVER THE WORLD.

YOU BETTER WATCH OUT, THIS IS A WARNING.
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The Bastage

Scott is the bastage
by Scott - The Bastage December 18, 2008
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The Bastard Sword

I'm looking for a sword, The Bastard Sword.
Have you heard of it?
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The Bastards

The third album of Palaye Royale. It was released on may 29 2020. It's an absolute banger!
- Have you heard The Bastards of Palaye Royale?

~ Yeah, of course! I love it
by sweetsugarbutterfly May 29, 2020
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