Yeah, I was listening to the new policy, but I was zoom creeping Ms. Smith the whole time so I missed the charts.
by Zoom Creeper August 15, 2020

A game in which you work to be the last person standing in a zoom meeting. If everyone else leaves before you, congrats you're King (or queen) of the Zoom. AKA Zoom Chicken
Our team meeting was only scheduled for 30 minutes but a fierce battle for King of the zoom broke out and we were there for an hour and a half.
by hammer73time November 10, 2020

by Bbilly015 June 27, 2020

A pre-made piece of clothing that slips on over your stained college tank top for any high level virtual meetings.
My clothing-challenged sister testified to Congress during virtual hearings wearing her Zoom dickie.
by Sandra Spawn June 18, 2021

When attending school via Zoom University students are often divided into small break-out rooms for discussion and activities. Generally, students have no damn clue who the hell is going to be in their room. Is it their friends who they'll just talk shit with and have a good time? Is it the ass clown student who will insist everyone talks? Perhaps an SJW who terrifies everyone into silence? It's a game chance known as Zoom Roulette, and you won't know until you spin the wheel, toss to ball, and press "Enter Break Out Room".
"Oh shit, they're putting use in break-out rooms, I can't handle anymore zoom roulette"
"Bro, I lost zoom roulette again and got stuck with Toby who insisted we all talk, FML"
"Bro, I lost zoom roulette again and got stuck with Toby who insisted we all talk, FML"
by GhostofPayton March 3, 2021

by zwiebelkatze April 16, 2020

Classic lock down cut performed on oneself maintain a vague image of professionalism. Only angle given consideration is front on/webcam/selfie. Best described as 'Business up front, don't give a f*ck about the back'. The haircut equivalent of wearing a suit, tie and 5 day old underpants at your desk. AKA Poor man's mullet.
'Hey man looking schmick this morn! Zoom cut and wax dude! You think the front looks average, the back looks like Billy Ray Cyrus's after losing a wrestling match in a hayfield.
by Axeman222 February 23, 2021
