A theory about what happens after death. According to this theory, when a person dies, they are not judged by a god or higher power, but by an ancient scroll that falls from the darkness. The scroll contains every action they’ve ever taken good and bad and the soul is forced to relive all their mistakes and moments of cruelty. If they lived with kindness, they fade away peacefully. But if they lived selfishly or hurt others, they are trapped forever, endlessly reliving their wrongdoings in a cycle of regret.
After hearing about The Scroll of Judgment Theory, I’m starting to think that all the bad stuff I’ve done might come back to haunt me when I die
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Stop scrolling

"Stop scrolling" is a request that never works. If somebody says "stop scrolling" to you, you won't.
Terrifying white woman: "Stop scrolling, veryuselessperson78!"
veryuselessperson78: "Leave me alone."

And then the dog came in.
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Dead C-Scroll

Dead C-Scroll is the next big thing in the rap game...Watch out.
Dead C-Scroll is ready to roll.
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Scrotum Scroll

When two Bros dock and then another bro comes with his nutsack wraps the two wieners with for skin.
During the brodynamic three chosen ones will perform and read from the Scrotum Scrolls
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Glory Scroll

When you view a website in it's entirety, viewed by scrolling, and enjoy every picture/tumblr/blog piece that you view.
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Glory Scroll

A franchise of stores that exist in almost every plane in cities on all sizes that sells magical scrolls and other pleasures.
Let's stop by the local Glory Scroll and get some Misty Step scrolls before we find a tavern.
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stroll scrolling

The act of staring at your phone while you are walking
The man fell into a manhole as he was distracted stroll scrolling
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