Ryan

He's a very sweet guy. He's got blue eyes like his momma and ambition like his daddy. You'll fall for his smile in an instant. He'll always be there for you. & if you're his girlfriend he'll tell you you're his angel and treat you like one too. He loves his family, football, and the beach. He rides motocross and his birthday is probably in the summertime. He's tan, tall, and fit. He gives the greatest hugs & you won't regret meeting him.

Ryan is probably the nicest guy I've ever met.

by his ex girlfriend. December 6, 2012

Ryan

will always get you food and will run 52.65 miles to get a jacket, earphones, or blankets and pillows. likes to roast people even though he is roasting them for things he does #OopsISaidIt

Ryan: "Wow you lost your wallet again? You need to get your life together"
Friend #1: "Did I tell you Ryan lost his wallet?"
Friend who lost her wallet: "Omg!"
Ryan: "But that's different"

by walletgirl March 20, 2019

Ryan

Ryan is the type of person who will like a girl named Mary but once he gets rejected he will say to himself “I thought we were gonna have sex...” and then cry in the corner for about 24 hours

Ryan: Mary will you be my girlfriend

Mary: Hell no brown ass beaner get your Walmart brand Michael Jackson looking ass out of here damn you ugly ass hell!

Ryan Pepe: Slowly flops down

by SugMyDig August 28, 2019

Ryan

That guy who's pretty much as rad as it gets. Down to rave on days that end in -y. Proficient with the fidget spinner. Always has fresh memes on deck. Constantly yearns for the sickest monitor setup in all the land. Even his pets radiate an aura of overall coolness. If you know a Ryan, you know that a guy with this much style can make Han Solo look like Steve Urkel.

Person 1: Hey are you coming to my party on Saturday?
Person 2: I dunno brotato chip, is Ryan gonna be there?
Person 1: I dunno Broseidon, Lord of the Brocean; I haven't asked him yet.
Person 2: Man, you know the party doesn't start until Ryan shows up.

by liltree November 30, 2017

Ryan

Fat fag

Omg Ryan you such a #fag

by Becky3215 June 11, 2019

Ryan

Copy’s everyone’s joke. Waffles about nothing anybody cares about.Short.SPOILT

Ahhhh he’s so annoying, it’s because he’s a Ryan

by IKilleddonaldtrump December 3, 2019

Ryan

Some one who is just the best at everything no one makes him sad and he is really smart and better than everyone else

"Hey,my name is ryan so im a god at ark"
"Jay, but better"

by #dumbbitchjuice March 18, 2019