Pooper Scooper

A sex act in which a girl takes a shit on a man's dick. Then the man uses his penis to scoop the poop into a condom (bag for dog shit) then he places the filled condom in the girl's ass (the trash can).

You would not believe how messy the pooper scooper was when I was with Yolanda last night. She left that shit in her ass until after I left.

by ninth.undertow July 30, 2019

dead pooper

A person that barricades themselves in a restroom stall during work hours avoiding work

"Hey i think Manny is a dead pooper, the door to the bathroom has been locked and I think he's dead in there."

by silyottersparky April 30, 2016

lazer pooper

Someone who poops as fast as a normal person would pee

Damn! That bathroom trip only took 2 minutes. You must be a lazer pooper!

by Potatoes confetti May 7, 2018

grammar pooper

a person who uses bad grammar and misspellings, especially on social sites and in instant messages.

The Internet age is producing more and more grammar poopers.

by uttam maharjan July 13, 2012

Poly Pooper

Someone that has to post comments about their knowledge of polyamory failures when they see positive poly comments online.

Damn fam, I post one comment about poly and all these Poly Poopers come out of the woodwork to shit on it.

by CatchingRays June 19, 2020

pooper grouper

A very organized person. Someone who keeps their shit (affairs) in order.

Them: wow, Joe sure has a well organized office

Me: yep, he's a real pooper grouper.

by Pooper Grouper January 11, 2022

shin pooper

is a term for a "fancy boy's" anus when he is whoring around and flaunting his poop shoot for the masses.

i'm going to go elbow deep in your shin pooper if you don't back the hell off Mary Popins.

by wiz o lz April 24, 2011