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pi day

(March 14th)
A holiday celebrated by math teachers and geeks everywhere.
March 14th was the chosen day because pi = 3.14.
Since the next three numbers in the sequence are 159, at 1:59, everyone celebrating must say, "Happy Pi Day!"
And please, don't ask how I know.
J0HNNY: Oh my God! It's 1:59! Happy Pi Day!!
GEEK F0LL0WERS: Happy Pi Day!!!
J0CK: WTF?? Where's the pie?
H0HNNY && GEEK F0LL0WERS: Hahaha! Silly dumb kid!
by love x me <33333333333 March 17, 2007
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Murder by Pi

When a gifted child’s Xmas wish for Santa Claus is to be rewarded with the last digit of the number π, which prompted the Donor-in-Chief to commit a “mathematical crime,” because he couldn’t fulfill the child’s “Christmaths” wish.
A few billion children worldwide would miss their Christmas gift this year, because Father Christmas had been charged for murder by pi—he’d first be spending the twelve days of Christmas behind bars before being flown to a North Korean or Siberian prison.
by Fasters April 18, 2022
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Pi Calling

When math geeks could experience a deeper relationship with mathematics’s most beloved constant, as they delight in her presence, who is more than willing to reveal more of her numerical or geometric secrets to those who seek her with all their heart, mind, and soul.
Like Jesus, Pi calling. Why not enjoy peace in her transcendental presence?
by Fasters December 12, 2022
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Pi-Pod

A state of the art, compact, portable electronic device with an LCD display, capable of carrying out complex mathematical calculations.

A calculator.
What's the area of a circle with a 5cm radius? Dammit, why didn't I upload the pi-calculator app to my ipod 5 GTi?

Don't worry, we can check the answer on my Pi-Pod.

*blows dust off calculator*
by jwgrooves January 4, 2012
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Anti-Pi

The mathematical equivalent of “Anti-Mask” or/and “Anti-Vax.” When you refuse to protect yourself against innumeracy or quantitative illiteracy, by failing to learn basic or practical geometry that usually involves the ubiquitous number π, which makes you prone to being conned by mathematical charlatans or unscrupulous sales and marketing folks.
Guesstimate how many anti-pi people globally there are at any time in a given year.
by Fasters January 18, 2022
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Pink Pi

Mathematicians’ hypotheses or theorems on the number π that grace the pages of gay math journals, which are clandestinely or covertly circulated to protect the authors from getting fired, especially if they work for a conservative college or faculty that doesn’t condone unnatural relationships.
Due to recurring prejudices against them, a number of first-rate minds decide not to submit their pink pi results to oft-anti-LGBT+ reputable math journals, thus reducing their chances of securing tenure—they think that the criteria for career promotion shouldn’t be influenced by sexual orientation.
by MathPlus October 16, 2021
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Pi Cemetery

When mathematical conjectures or hypotheses on the number π have finally been proved to be false—any hunches or doubts about them have now been put to rest.
In the last half-century, the piece of land initially allocated for pi cemetery has been enlarged a few times to welcome new dead members on its premises.
by Fasters November 4, 2022
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