mediterranean meatball

when ya boi gets down on all fours and you shove a giant ball of cunk in his ass

gave my boy a mediterranean meatball last night.

by Droplu September 13, 2017

Cold Meatball

Pulling one testicle of ones pants to show to a friend as an elaborate prank

Hey Jerry look a cold meatball (pointing at Tom's lap)
EWWW Why is your left nut out
HAHAHAHA JERRY YOU GOT PRANKED SO GOOD

by Meatball master January 11, 2018

Cajun Meatballs

When someone farts on your balls.

Did you just fart on my balls? Oh well, i love cajun meatballs!

by OptimusPrimeRib September 29, 2012

Meatball Hailstorm

A meatball hailstorm is one of the rarer types of shit someone takes. It is when your shit is part diarrhea and part solid turd, and makes a very distinct sound when splashdown occurs. Your shit should sound like hail stones hitting a pond in a steady rain. A great shit to have to take if you are in a public restroom playing battleshits.

Danny: Yo, Billy, I got fuckin wasted at that party last night

Billy: Fur Shuure man, beers were flowin

(high five)

Danny: Fur Shuure, I gotta take a dump before this race bro, theres a 100% chance of a meatball hailstorm happening in that bathroom

Billy: Fur Shuure bro

(high five)

Danny: Fur Shuure

(high five)

(high five)

by meatball hailstorm December 11, 2011

Meatball Gorgonzola

Similar to a meatball sub, this phrase is used to describe an extra juicy insertion by a gronk or kyle.

"Bruh, did you see kyle meatball gorgonzola that bitch"

by Muffinmanseudonym August 22, 2019

Cold meatball

Someone that is a straight clown / bozoe

Yo that dude Paul is a cold meatball

by Goose716 December 19, 2016

Swedish Meatball

A variation of the "dutch oven" originating in Alabama. Where the said person drops a poo pellet in bed, then mercilessly holds their victim under the covers.

I Haven't seen Sarah since I gave her that swedish meatball.

by CoachOGjimmyjohnson December 20, 2021