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penis gobbler

How can you tell thoses hoes over there are penis gobblers?

It's easy, just look at the cum stains on their shirts.
by smooth criminal May 24, 2003
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snot gobbler

A insult directed to a person (you believe) to be of lower class or status. Someone for whom perhaps the swallowing of snot is challenging enough occupation alone.
"Get away from my car you snot gobbling little shit bag!"

or as an affectionate term of greeting: "Alright snot gobbler?"
by rojodelosaltos February 11, 2005
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gash-gobbler

Yet another name for a lesbian. So-named for the lesbian predilection for gobbling each other's gashes.
That nightclub is a branch of the Lesbyterian Church and you'll find plenty of gash-gobblers there!
by GAZZA_L November 20, 2016
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The Nerang Gobbler

A woman in her Mid 40’s that attempts to suck off drunk men walking home on a Saturday night on Nerang rd Cronulla
“ dude the Nerang gobbler just jumped out of the bushes on my way home and tried to suck me old fella
by Zinger42 February 29, 2020
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Toddler Gobbler

Another way to refer to pitbulls or any large breed of dog, typically those with an aggressive stigma attached to them, or is otherwise not well behaved.
Pitbulls are particularly well known for mercing small children when unattended.
"Jesus, look at that fucking dog."
"Hide your kids, that there's a toddler gobbler!"
by TedKFan69 July 17, 2022
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Jelly Gobbler

A person who is particularly bad at Cod: MW2. AKA a noob.
I got a negative k/d. I feel like such a Jelly Gobbler.
by Irish Wristwatch January 24, 2011
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veiner gobbler

Some one who performs fellatio. This would be said of a German who sucks dick. Or if you are German it sounds funny if you refer to someone like this. Must be pronounced in a German accent.
Erik: Is she good veiner gobbler?
Jordan: Whoa, you just arrived in America and you can already tell who sucks dick!? Amazing
by remT October 19, 2007
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