Stuck in Gum

This works best on a very hot day when the balls are hanging real low. While sitting down and wearing shorts, pull out your sack and pin it to the seat with your thumb. The stand up until the slack on your ball bag is taunt. This is when you say out loud, "hey look, I'm stuck in gum" fooling everyone into thinking that you sat in gum. It usually takes people a few seconds of staring at your bag until they realize what it is.

Instead of the predictable Hanging Brain trick, I mixed it up by doing a "Sat in Gum" trick at the bar last night.

by Jason K April 10, 2003

joke gum

Gum someone gives you to make you addicted to something or make your breath smell horrid; No matter what it always does something awful.Also see cum gum

Guy1: Hey, want some gum?
Guy2: Yeah, Sure!
Guy1: Ha ha, Now you're addcted to heroin!
Guy2:Hahahaha...*Shivers* I'm cold..

by Dyingtolive34 May 13, 2005

fiancé gums

girls who have large gums and usually long teeth (not required) always have a fiancé

“should i ask out that girl over there?”
“nah she got fiancé gums, i wouldn’t risk it.”

by alligators17 April 1, 2023

chain-gum

To chew multiple pieces of gum back-to-back, replacing the old piece with a new one immediately as the old loses flavor.

I chain-gummed my way through that entire car-cup of Orbitz in a single afternoon!

by BenThePCGuy April 2, 2015

Gum Dingers

The act of a woman inserting a male reproductive organ inside their mouth continuously in and out. Or in other words...a blow job

Bobby: Yo, we better be gettin some action at this party tonight bro!
Jake: Hell ya bro, these chicks love givin the Gum Dingers!

by Kahl21 January 21, 2011

A.B.C Gum

Already Been Chewed gum.

Ewwww, he ate that A.B.C gum!

by EliteFX May 30, 2018

Eee By Gum

When you've just seen the worst ****ing NEA of your life.

*Opens up PowerPoint* - "Eee By Gum"

by 13C/Pd1 May 5, 2022