A sex act where a woman spreads powder sugar and strawberry syrup in her vulva, while multiple partners chow down her box.
I got home from the movies with my wife and the babysitter had 6 of her friends giving her a santa fe funnel cake.
by Buster Hyman 24 September 25, 2013
Get the santa fe funnel cakemug. 1.Someone who guzzels cum through their ass in large amounts.
2. Also used to discribe a man whore
3.A word used to define the gayest person you know.
4. Second only to Cock Juggeling Thunder Cunt in insultation
2. Also used to discribe a man whore
3.A word used to define the gayest person you know.
4. Second only to Cock Juggeling Thunder Cunt in insultation
Person 1: hey man can i use your lawn mower
Person 2: no but can i get my weed wacker back
Person 1: i dont have it
Person 2: yes you do i lent it to you last week
Person 1 :no you didnt!!
Person 2:Shut the hell up you Cum Guzzling Ass Funnel
Person 2: no but can i get my weed wacker back
Person 1: i dont have it
Person 2: yes you do i lent it to you last week
Person 1 :no you didnt!!
Person 2:Shut the hell up you Cum Guzzling Ass Funnel
by Matt Tingley June 18, 2008
Get the cum guzzling ass funnelmug. When you feel a grumble in your guts and you try to get your undies down in time with no luck and your warm diarrhea gets squirted through the cloth like fresh batter through a funnel screen at the county fair.
Joe: When Carolus was driving back from Cumberland to go to a DMV appointment he felt severe intestinal disturbance and pulled off the side of the road. Unfortunately he didn’t get his drawers down in time and made a huge Fort Ashby Funnel cake along side highway 15 by the museum.
Drago: Dang that sucks. He ruined those undies for sure
Drago: Dang that sucks. He ruined those undies for sure
by Esterlino Dorado January 5, 2022
Get the Fort Ashby Funnel Cakemug. A fun sex game of a Germanic origin. You place a funnel hose into your partners anus. You simply shoot your diarrhea into the funnel which slides down the funnel, filling your partners rectum. Your partner then squats over your chest and eliminates your watery feces along with their own onto your chest.
by CassiusKing October 16, 2017
Get the german chocolate funnel cakemug. When multiple guys drizzle their ejaculate onto a girls face. Simple, fun, and brings you back to the good ol's days.
A Coney Island Funnel cake is often found at bachelor parties in Vegas!
Hey girl, you hungry? How 'bout a Coney Island Funnel Cake...
Hey girl, you hungry? How 'bout a Coney Island Funnel Cake...
by J-Dawg Deezy October 27, 2008
Get the Coney Island Funnel Cakemug. When two people on the Twitter platform have two contradictory opinions, only for someone to say that the same two opinions came from one entity; thus the person labeling that entity as a walking contradiction.
Person 1: Why is it that Twitter thinks that cats are great, but then says that cats are the worst creature on Earth?
Person 2: Dude, I think that’s just the Twitter Funnel Effect in play. Those are Tweets from two different people.
Person 2: Dude, I think that’s just the Twitter Funnel Effect in play. Those are Tweets from two different people.
by FoxofGrey April 3, 2024
Get the Twitter Funnel Effectmug. The intentional manipulation of human consciousness by various forms of technology. Whether the goal is to turn someone into a product purchaser, a dogmatic activist, or a political operative, a variety of suggestive PSYOPS are employed to engage and direct someone's thoughts and actions. Without even recognizing how it happened, they wake up one morning ready to buy something they don't need, or ready to take action on behalf of a cause or a political party. No longer in control of their own choice-making, they are now at the mercy of the individual and/or organization that is funnelling their consciousness.
My friend eventually realized that someone with access to his devices was funnelling his consciousness for nefarious purposes.
by Enrealment September 23, 2024
Get the Funnellingmug.