What's the official name of this decade?

"What's the official name of this decade?" was a serious business that occurred toward the end of the first decade of the year 2000, caused by people's indecisiveness with coming up with the "official" not so lame, catchy label before end of the year 2009.

Several contenders that arose:

The New Millennium
The Bush Years (accompanied by facepalm micro)
The Naughties
The Naughts
The Oughts
The Singles
The Zeros
The Ohs

What's the official name of this decade? Besides "The Naughties"?

I bet my wallet that the people reading this in a few years will be calling this decade The Twenty Hundreds. Just sayin'.

by Nicko DaVinci December 15, 2009

Decapitate the turtle

when you are turtle heading, or plain taking a dookie, and you "cut loose" the protruding mass of excrement by clenching your sphincter tight mid turd

"damnd that was a long crap, i had to decapitate the turtle before it touched the water"

by Dan the pc butcher February 29, 2008

The Galvis Theory of Gender Decision

During birth, as the shape of the human child begins to take form, a duck bill also is formed. In about a week, the bill will drop off and either attach to the infant's waist, or it will journey inside the anal cavity. If the bill attaches to the waist, it becomes a penis. If it does not, the child remains a female. Some anomalies may occur, such as attaching to the nipple. This will cause a disease known as Retardednippleemia which is common if the woman who is pregnant has many sex partners. Another common defect that may occur is when two bills form and one bill tunnels up the anal cavity and the other one will attach to the waist. The male born will be homosexual. Another exception to this rule is when no duck bill forms which also causes the female to become homosexual. Science has recently proved this to be true.

Surprisingly, some doctors refuse to accept The Galvis Theory of Gender Decision, however Professor Rarington Rockwood has agreed with Galvis's theory for quite some time.

by Doctor Galvis Ph.D June 30, 2010

Decorate the oak

When it's your turn to buy a round of beer, and you are reticent to get up and go to the bar, someone in your company could say to you "Decorate the oak". This means simply to put more decoration on the oak counter e.g. a few more pints of beer

"Decorate the oak ya scabby bastard. It's your round"

by Ally Dick October 6, 2016

decimating the Pinocchio

Masturbating with a penis aka Pinocchio nose

Angela said he was off decimating the Pinocchio

by Phangela April 25, 2019

Declare War on the North Pole Day

A day for naughty kids to arm themselves with Nerf guns, marking their futile declaration of war against Santa and the North Pole. Always occurs on December 26th.

Declare War on the North Pole Day 2022
Naughty kid 1: I-I-I saw it in F-Fortnite! I-if we enter through the front door we will kill the elves and s-s-seize the means of production!
Rest of the naughty kids: H-HEIL... C-C-COMMUNISM!! PRAISE STALIN AND FORTNITE!!
Santa Claus: *exits workshop* The fuck is this shit?
Naughty kids: FORTNITE BATTLE PASS PLZZZZ!!! FOLLOW MY TIKTO-
*Santa guns them all down with an AR-15*

by Yopmail User February 23, 2023

The Suite Life On Deck

A new show that airs on a channel that shouldn't exist.
The idea probably came up when the producers of "The suite life of Zack and Cody" couldn't think of a new cheesy pun or idea for an episode, so they thought of moving the alleged twins Zack & Cody (Dylan & Cole Sprouse) to a cruise ship, hence the suite life on deck.
It stars the same characters as the old show, except they replaced Maddie Fitzpatrick with a girl named Bailey (Debbie Ryan) who's apparently from the country even though she hasn't got a hint of country accent in her voice. They call her a "country bumpkin", though she says "you guys" instead of "y'all" like most country people (trust me, im from Alabama.)
It's basicly the same thing as the old show, except they're on a cruise ship and they go different places.

Suite Life of Zack & Cody Producer #1: Hey, I stayed up all night and STILL couldn't think of a cheesy punch line for the show!
SLZ&C Producer #2: Well, I just got back from a cruise ship, and it would be a great place for D & C to ensue shananigans.
SLZ&C Producer #3: *great* idea!!!
SLZ&C Producer #1: I know!
And so the Suite Life on Deck was born.

by LaLa Lexi March 21, 2009