ostrich

To thoroughly siphon a mans penis using nothing but neck.

Girl, as soon as his pants hit the floor i gave that nigga ostrich!

by RawArmy1396 February 11, 2017

Ostrich

An ostrich that likes cock in its feathered asshole

Wow look at that gay ostrich

by Dick blowing whore July 10, 2016

Ostriching

The act of ignoring the events around you hoping everything will just go away. To refuse to think about unpleasant facts, although they will have an influence on your situation. "Putting one's head in the sand".

The world leaders are too busy ostriching to react to global warming.

by SatiricalFox November 15, 2022

brobdingnagian ostrich

A nickname given to someone who is so oustandingly weird that they are alpha.

"woah, did you see thay guy over there."
"yea, thats brobdingnagian ostrich. he is the fucking alpha, dont mess with him."

by Parthasarathy3 May 1, 2021

ostrich shrine

Mention "ostrich shrine" to ur crush and they will literally fall in love with you.. like no joke.

Brittany: I love you Jacob
Jacob: EWWW! What you look like a fish out of the water. TIFFANY IS HOTTER!
Brittany: You know I have Ostrich Shrine!
Jacob: Omg Brittany forget what I said, UR HOT! Wanna Date?
Brittany: OMG YEAH TOTALLY JACOB! ANYTHING FOR YOU BABE!!!!!!!!

by iliketofuckmypillowatnight October 28, 2018

Emus & Ostriches

Emus and Ostriches have the best friendship and make so many good memories

Emus & Ostriches are so cute

by livs best friend January 13, 2021

Ostrich wrangler

"S.S. BOB" The technique and art form of which one masturbates an ostrich for the illegal sell of ostrich sperm.

With that ostrich wrangler pulled a S.S. BOB while jerking the birds knob.

by Tad A Hope December 26, 2020