That was the car I was drivin' that day, y'know. Had a lotta cars. Yeah, different kinds... Lotta different kinds of cars...
She was standing, this girl, on the side of the street where there was this chicken stand, wasn't the Colonel, but it was a chicken stand nevertheless. And, uh, I pulled the Mercury right up alongside her and rolled down the window, you see, by electric power. And, uh, she had this leather skirt on. And, she had a lot of hair on her arms. I like that, I like that a lot, that means a big bush. I like a big bush, y'know.
So, she says, uh, "Are you dating?", y'know? I said, "Sure". So, she gets in and we pull off into this, uh, y'know, remote location, you know, that was comfortable for both she and I, and she says to me, "How much do you wanna spend?", and I said, "Whatever it takes to see that bush of yours, 'cause I know it's a big one", and she says to me, "Twenty five dollars". Hm. That's not chicken feed, y'know, to a... working man. So, I produce the $25, she sticks it down into her shoe, pulls up her skirt... and there, before me, lay this thin, crooked, uncircumcised penis. Pfff.
She was standing, this girl, on the side of the street where there was this chicken stand, wasn't the Colonel, but it was a chicken stand nevertheless. And, uh, I pulled the Mercury right up alongside her and rolled down the window, you see, by electric power. And, uh, she had this leather skirt on. And, she had a lot of hair on her arms. I like that, I like that a lot, that means a big bush. I like a big bush, y'know.
So, she says, uh, "Are you dating?", y'know? I said, "Sure". So, she gets in and we pull off into this, uh, y'know, remote location, you know, that was comfortable for both she and I, and she says to me, "How much do you wanna spend?", and I said, "Whatever it takes to see that bush of yours, 'cause I know it's a big one", and she says to me, "Twenty five dollars". Hm. That's not chicken feed, y'know, to a... working man. So, I produce the $25, she sticks it down into her shoe, pulls up her skirt... and there, before me, lay this thin, crooked, uncircumcised penis. Pfff.
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It is one of the smallest
It looks like the moon
It has a scorching day and a freezing night
it has water in the craters near the poles
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Gem: broo my wife, just kicked me out.
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Get the V. Mercury mug.1st definition: Known as an planet that furrys live on. They are the saddest emo roadman out there and due to the current weeb vibes, they have been morphing into a fully fledged furry goat. However, the effect of it being a failed abortion we cannot decide whether this sack of balls will become a furry goat or a silly goose. Only time will tell
Second: a furry weeb who hates eggs and cheese and simps for animated woman. Let me tell you, they having the disgustingest rattiest taste in food, I bet they drink carbonated water all day. they also have a liking for collecting feet pictures until their father returns home with the milk, which is never. therefore, they will never stop collecting feet pictures. proving that they are a weeb.
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Second: a furry weeb who hates eggs and cheese and simps for animated woman. Let me tell you, they having the disgustingest rattiest taste in food, I bet they drink carbonated water all day. they also have a liking for collecting feet pictures until their father returns home with the milk, which is never. therefore, they will never stop collecting feet pictures. proving that they are a weeb.
A little bit of backstory, they were an orphan but sadly the mother found out that the weeb furry planet was kinda decent so took them back for some money making, however the father was so depressed and disgusted that they had to adopt a sad weeb thus he travelled far far away into the safety of the alpha plate.
3rd definition: In case of
Emergency, dissect the ear and feed it to the silly gooses. Unfortunately, this specific furry got silly goose wil have to survive and face the innocent world with their emoness. Let us all pray to the air, that the brave alpha plate defeats this sad lifeless sack of balls.
Mercury (aka weeb): *exists*
Alpha male plate: exterminates and liquifies weeb, then proceeds to fill a horse with acid and burns the remains of the weeb.
Weeb: *dies*
Everyone: happy
World: Peace
Hotel: Trivago
Alpha male plate: exterminates and liquifies weeb, then proceeds to fill a horse with acid and burns the remains of the weeb.
Weeb: *dies*
Everyone: happy
World: Peace
Hotel: Trivago
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