The easy button

Taking the “easy way out” by masturbating

“I couldn’t get a date for valentines day so I stayed home and pressed the easy button”

by sonnybonnetboy69 April 4, 2022

Benjamin Buttoning

When you are about to plug a girl, but you are drunk so your johnson is a little soft. You shove it in anyway, but during the first few minutes your johnson looks wrinkly and old. Eventually, you become fully hard and the shaft is smooth and young-looking.

Andrew: After the party I took a girl upstairs and gave her the business. It took me forever to get hard and I couldn't keep her waiting, so I did a little Benjamin Buttoning in her clap trap.
Evan: Sweet!

by Eweezy86 March 7, 2010

slut button

clitoris or clit; natures Rubix cube

thanks to jason's large and throbbing dong jenna has a swollen slut button.

by Sluddy 1 March 16, 2007

bruh button

when a nigga talking shit and you want to say some hit them with the bruh button 'bruh'

when somone says i hate you then i would hit the bruh button

by girl80005 January 1, 2015

meow button

A meow button is another way of saying Prostate.

Hey bro! I how many times did you hit Jeremy in his meow button?
I lost track, he was meowing the whole time I was raw-dogging him!

by zxxtlz September 23, 2022

wail button

The clitoris, fanny switch, man in the boat, sherbet pip.

MAN, she loved it when I ate her out, especially when I hit the wail button. Boy was she noisy!!

by sipukka November 14, 2020

mute button

a botton on the telephones in the call center, primarily used to call someone a word or phrase containg profanity

bill: (whispers aside) im gonna hit the mute button.
tom: i need you to fix my cable, now hurry up and do your job
bill: f%#* you you donkey f%#*ing fag

by neonbrian December 21, 2008