musty goal tender

When a woman has been working out and her pubes get tied in knots thus blocking all trys for entry

I tried to get busy at lunch but she had a musty goal tender

by skippysmistake September 1, 2009

Tender Beefy Chunks

An injury sustained from too much smash-up derby, for example a sprained bearded elder, or swollen dune buggies.

You can tell by the way Sven is limping... that's no torn ligament. He's got a couple tender beefy chunks from last night.

by Das Brick September 19, 2006

Michigan Meat Tenderizer

A variation on the Alabama Hot Pocket, the Michigan Meat Tenderizer involves taking a dump into an obese woman's vagina much like the Alabama Hot Pocket. She then proceeds to ride the man's penis on top, probably hurting him. Once he cums, she takes it out and squeezes the penis as hard as she can.

Dude, Vida is disgusting, La'Queesha gave him a Michigan Meat Tenderizer last night and he loved it!

by The Log Jammer 2 April 16, 2010

Dick Tender

The same type of insult as cunt nugget only using the opposite word.

My boyfriend dumped me on my birthday!What a fucking dick tender!

by CrazzzyCayley! January 1, 2010

Louisiana Chicken Tender

When a person spreads hot sauce on their hands then sticks one or more fingers into a female vagina resulting in pain and pleasure.

My goal for this week is to give my girlfriend a Louisiana Chicken Tender.

by Rob Buzzetta May 3, 2008

Tender Loving Fuck (TLF)

Giving caring sex when someone's emotions are in a poor state of repair

My husband/wife etc... has been under a lot of stress lately and after the hard day they just had, they are in need of a good Tender Loving Fuck (TLF)

by PC_is_out_of_hand July 17, 2016

sandal-wearing goldfish tenders

The term used by Mr Burns's grandfather to describe the Japanese in the season four episode of 'The Simpsons': 'Last Exit to Springfield'

The Japanese! Those sandal-wearing goldfish tenders!

by brwhizz May 23, 2009