la puta que te pario

your mother is a peach
in spanish is mother facker

juan: me coji a tu vieja
el puto de fausto: andate un poquito a la puta que te pario

by fausto July 30, 2006

ke ke te huru huru

Polynesian for "heave ho", from the book Kon-Tiki, by Thor Heyerdahl.

Ke ke te huru huru!

by Teratogen August 08, 2010

Tu te fous de ma gueule?

"Are you shitting me?", "are you kidding?" or "do you think I'm fucking stupid?"

A: Ils arrivent les flics!
B: Tu te fous de ma gueule?

by latinstonecold October 23, 2009

la putain de tes morts

French insult mostly used by gypsies. It literally means 'the whore of your deads'.
It generally expresses an extreme anger.

- Wesh ferme ta gueule j't'ai dit 'yo I've told you to shut the fuck up'
- Mais... 'but...'
- La putain de tes morts !!! ferme-là !! 'La putain de tes morts !!! shut up !!'

by juandeljardin February 07, 2018

te necessito arriba de mi cuerpo

i need you on top of my body;
often said before hot steamy sex

jake- "te necessito arriba de mi cuerpo!!"

summer- "ay, chico!!!!"

by hoebagger April 02, 2008

National Te Sparg La buci day

In this day you have to dat la buci
The grils must fugi but you alerg them pring them and sparg la buci them

In National Te sparg la buci day i dat la buci

by DoarAndrei April 30, 2020

por el culo te la abrocho

Es una broma que nunca se hara vieja y nunca dejara de ser graciosa.

Persona:mierda tio, me han caío ocho asignaturas
Bromista:joder, ¿cuántas?
Persona:ocho
Bromista¡PUES POR EL CULO TE LA ABROCHO!!JAJAJAJAJAJAJA!!!!!

by Alguien español December 24, 2017