tank

To deficate one's dignity by arriving at their home, opening the tank of their toilet, and subsequently taking a dump in it. Results in clogged pipes and humiliation. Related to shelfing

What will happen if you piss someone off.

by Gooche May 11, 2004

tanking

1: To take a shit in the tank of a toilet. Ususally done on the day you move out, or at the house of someone you hate.

2: To fill the toilet tank with 20+ packs of jello.

I'm tanking the toilet, so we can leave right after.

by Spammerman August 16, 2006

tank

Any vehicle, which despite being in numerous wrecks, fenderbenders, and crashes, still runs.

"Dude, My 240sx is a tank. has been in like 5 crashes, and it still runs!"

"That car is a tank. Its been flipped 4 times, hit a guardrail, a deer, and a fencepost! And I drive it everyday..."

by 240-is-go! November 7, 2006

tank

the definition of tank is jon. he poons noobs. GXC BITCH

jon is a tank and he poons noobs

by dan and kevin October 20, 2006

Tanked

To do exceptionally well on something.

Dude I just tanked on the physics test

by Ruchodong June 12, 2018

tank

having sex with a female very hard, usually in the arsehole.

i tanked those little bitches down souf' fo' reel!

by tommy November 4, 2004

TANK

da silly neGr0 who pizzeld your a$$.

I go TANKed

by TANK May 25, 2003