Taking my talents to South Beach

1. Masturbating
2. (lesser known) Deciding to betray one's family and hometown.

Dude, I struck out at the bar, so it looks like I'm going to be taking my talents to South Beach tonight...

by bighoops57 July 10, 2010

Taking my talents to South Beach

A figurative "cleveland steamer" as performed by LeBron James...on Cleveland. The resulting malodorous mess in Cleveland had a record reminiscent of the Washington Generals'.

I'm burning my home and taking my talents to South Beach.

by Haterade! December 11, 2011

Taking my talents to South Beach

The act of sexually pleasing oneself or another. The euphemism is inspired by the quote by Lebron James on his "Decision" special.

Lebron: Mom, what are you and Delonte doing?

Gloria: I'm taking my talents to South Beach.

by ESPNspecial July 10, 2010

taking my talent to south beach

1. (v) Masturbation.

I'll talk to you later, I'm taking my talent to south beach.

by johnnysmith999 July 13, 2010

Taking whitey down to brown town

The act of administering anal sex

I got her her favorite flowers and she is feeling very frisky, I have a feeling I may be taking whitey down to brown town!

by Levy Gravy January 17, 2011

Taking a trip to the garage

As teenagers, sneaking out of the house and going to the garage to smoke some pot.

Their parents didn't know it, but their teenager was taking a trip to the garage in the middle of the night to smoke a bowl.

by red27 July 31, 2011

taking the hobbits to isengard

A slang term for masturbation

I'll be taking the hobbits to isengard and go to bed to get a good night's sleep.

by werango June 9, 2023