punk tale

Punk Tale is a little asshole who doesn't know when to quit.

Person: "Stop grabbing at my anus} dad! Your such a Punk Tale}!

by Poptart Savage August 27, 2016

a ross thomas tale

A story that is usually very unbelievable. It may have some factual elements but not always necessary. The story is usually based on fiction rather then theory.

Don’t let the truth get in the way of a good story.

A Ross Thomas Tale started with ‘ypu need to see this, In Switzerland the leg of this giant chair was blown up by a huge bomb’...... true story is.... a giant chair with a broken leg and stands across the street from the Palace of Nations, in Geneva. It symbolises opposition to land mines and cluster bombs, and acts as a reminder to politicians and others visiting Geneva.

by Jay rae June 24, 2020

A Tale of Two Vacuums

A lesser-known Dickens novel about da pair of infamous "Hoovers" in American-government history who notoriously ended up causing more harm than good during their reigns.

Between da indolent Herbert's causing da Great Depression during his presidency, and da recklessly-prejudiced and hatred-filled J. Edgar's founding da FBI which killed da likes of da Kennedy brothers and Martin Luther King, da true-story-based book, "A Tale of Two Vacuums" is a wild and sordid narrative indeed!

by QuacksO October 28, 2023

Cherry Tale

An adult game developed by Neversoft Studios and distributed by Erolabs, that can be played on mobile devices. It features stories taken from the popular fairy tales, and they are made into their own storyline. You play as Lord Archfiend and gather as much girls as you can from this game. Also, finish contract summons in the game for characters to have extra-spicy contents.

Cherry Tale is so good! Cinderella, Ping, Wu Zetian, Martha and Anastasia are my favourite characters in the game!

by LaserImouto November 18, 2023

Raven Tales

A term used during the US reality television show Big Brother to describe the many ailments, lies, and claims made by contestant Raven Walton.

Fellow houseguest Paul asks 23-year-old Raven Walton what her GPA was in college, and she replies, dance! Other Raven Tales include she has rough kneecap syndrome, and she regularly gets them shaved down. But her bones are disintegrating as well as her cartilage. Raven has also been diagnosed with Raven's Disease, which makes your hair follicles stop growing. She is the only person that has it, besides a family in Sweden. She also has endometriosis; oddly, for her, it causes a rash on all of her organs. She has hyperthyroidism, but the medicine she needs to take would kill her. She also has arthritis; using a Q-tip makes her cough, has an inverted spine, one ovary smaller than the other, and has had her colon removed. Through all this, prior to going on Big Brother, she was scouted for the Olympics but decided to go on Big Brother instead.

by typewhiter1 January 17, 2024

Tattle tale

A snitch.

Isn't Harry, Duke of Sussex a little tattle tale Margaret? Telling tales about his family is so unseemly don't you think!

by anonymous February 7, 2024

Grimlight: A Tale of Dreams

A beautiful mobile game about fairy tales and legends from around the world. You are the dreamer in the game. You wake up in a fantasy world with a beautiful figure standing in front of you. That is Aurora. Together, the dreamer and Aurora have to discover the truth of this fantasy world. You have to defeat the dreamless evil along the way. Many beautiful characters await you in this game. Created by Eight Studio Corp., a Korean game dev company.

Player 1: I have a new skin for Aurora! She looks so elegant!
Player 2: Amazing! I got the Winter Queen and she is destructive!
Player 3: Woah, she is splendid! I love the beautiful, heart-warming soundtracks of this game1 I'm almost in tears from the update theme and the main theme...
Player 4: Same here! This is why we love Grimlight: A Tale of Dreams.

by LaserImouto January 4, 2023