Todd Howard's tall tales

Next to having little hands and little eyes, Tiny Todd "Tippy Toes" Howard is known for walking around in high heels and tellin' great big lies. His long-suffering wifelet says that he's got a little schmeckle and tiny little teeth. He wears platform shoes on his nasty little feet. When detected in public it's evident that he's got little baby legs and that he stands so low, even a child would have to pick him up just to say hello! He should get in his little car and just go beep, beep, beep because nobody cares about his deceptive manletspeak. We don't want no more tall tales around here.

Manmore 1: Oh great, Bethesda is releasing another overpriced shovelware role-playing game soon. Little Napoleon Howard promised to finally add a height slider to the character creation menu this time. Manmore 2: That's just another one of Todd Howard's tall tales! That dwarfishly stunted, petite and effeminate microscopic runt of a homunculus Ewok sissy manlet boy is way too insecure about his laughably girlish height to ever permit such a thing. Manmore 1: What a meddling manlet he is! Short people got no reason. Manmore 2: Hahahahaha!

by ManletDepreciator September 13, 2024

ket tale

A male hair cut that is very long on top and put into a bobble while the back and sides are shaved very short. This style is associated with those people (especially Students) who are fond of very deep house music and tend to frequently indulge in ketamine.

That boy is very edgy with that ket tale.

I saw name last night and he has a ket tale.

by nclstud February 11, 2014

fairy tale

Being the short for "the fairness of God showcased in the form of a tale", "fairy tale" refers to the story that often encapsulates themes of hope, morality, and the human experience through fantastical elements.

A commonly told fairy tale reveals that once upon a time, a 17-year-old female student from Lima November High School passed away on Tuesday, April 2nd 1991 whilst still wearing school uniform, having insisted on fasting during Ramadan despite suffering from typhus at the time. That day, a poignant blend of dedication and tragedy—a "perfect" day for someone who left this world far too soon without leaving any digital footprint as the Internet and social media platforms didn’t exist yet at the time. Not to mention that she was also too young to have ever been tried as an adult, as one typically has to be 18 to even be tried as an adult (instead of as a juvenile) in the first place.

by Emotional Cruiser October 19, 2025

The Big Bad Fox and Other Tales

A 2017 French animated comedy film. It's based on a book, and very obscure. It has three stories, all based around the animals of a farm and their interactions.
French: Le Grand Méchant Renard et autres contes

"I think the Big Bad Fox and Other Tales is underrated."
"Why do you like it?"
"I like the style of the cartoon animals, and it's pleasant to watch. There's an English dub, too."

by The Koopa Named Lemmy November 21, 2021

Dolphin Tale

When you get your dick sucked at a movie theater.

"I'm going with my girlfriend to the movies later, I hope she's in the mood for dolphin tale."

by Jason Jorgs September 27, 2019

Tale of Whoa!

A story of compound misfortunes so unlikely that the listener responds with terminal skepticism.

He listened respectfully at first, filled with compassion, tears forming in his eyes as she narrated having been abandoned as an infant, left in a dumpster high in the Sierra-Nevadas, rescued by dumpster-diving circus riders who put her, untethered, on the back of a jumping stallion every night till she was sixteen. Years later, escaping one night off the coast of San Diego she waded into the ocean, hoping to end it all, only to be netted by Tijuana shrimp fishermen who forced her to peel shrimp for years in a rickety boat, the best life she's ever known, before falling overboard in a hurricane and washing ashore in San Francisco at the precise moment an 7.4 earthquake hit. How she got to the Greyhound station in Sparks she was still unclear, and could he spare a hundred bucks to help her find her rightful family, whom, she believed, might at this moment be remorsefully searching for her on the outskirts of Death Valley. By now dry-eyed and stone-hearted, he reached into his wallet for a five, which he slipped into the outer pocket of her spangled handbag and, not looking back, hopped quickly onto his bus while she prattled on with her Tale of Whoa!

by Monkey's Dad July 6, 2021

Tale

A person you would love to be around. She can be very complicated, bit if you first understand her and her meanings, you would change your mind.
Tale can be hard to get, bit if you first get her you would never los her form your life.

Tale is used in the name situasion

by Catrin Hansen October 10, 2018