chubby thigh ear muffs

When a guy is going down on a girl and she clamps her chubby thighs together,squeezing his head and sealing his ears off leaving him virtually deaf,temporarily.

I can't hear shit when the wife gives me the chubby thigh ear muffs,

by wolfbait51 November 14, 2011

Thighkles

This is used to describe an extremely bottom heavy person.

In other words a shelfy ass that extends infinitely to the foot. This is a step above Cankles.

Shaqueefa: "Snaps gurl, Rashonda must be killin dat Popeyes chik'n?"

Sha'neequa: "Yep, for sho doe them cankles be turnin into thighkles real quik"

by Grizzly August 28, 2009

Thigh-definition

When one observes an overweight - morbidly obese girl wears tight spandex leggings as a pair of pants. In severe cases, the leggings can become partially see-through.

Did you just see that gross fat girl with the leggings?

Ya dude, i just saw her in thigh-definition!

by chubbychaserxx2 January 2, 2010

Thigh Tap

When a girl has to lightly slap a guy's hand to stop his unwanted physical advance. Usually occurs around the woman's thigh, as this is the most common place that the male's hand will end up.

Karen: "Geeez, I had to thigh tap that guy every time we made out!"

by fizzlewizzle November 18, 2011

milky thigh

Darnbrook's famous white legs

Gosh I wish I had milky thighs!

by Theoneinthehole October 14, 2017

thorn in my everliving thigh

Having problems with capitalist institutions.

UPS will deliver from 7am to 10pm and not tell you when! They are a thorn in my everliving thigh.

by Antparty May 1, 2008

thishani

Very quiet and a goody two shoes, is very smart and always gets straight As, is also very pretty.

Wow that is a very smart person
Must be a thishani

by Ocean tears October 7, 2021