When you are about to do something out of your own volition and right before you do it someone asks you to do it. And now you did it not because it was your own choice but because someone else told you to do it and took your free will away. You obeyed them. You are a puppet.
- Carlos Garcia circa. 2022
- Carlos Garcia circa. 2022
“Im going to do laundry”
“Hey can you do some laundry?”
“ i was going to do it myself but you telling me is theft of free will”
“Hey can you do some laundry?”
“ i was going to do it myself but you telling me is theft of free will”
by ceezerdeezer February 24, 2024

Grand theft auto (often shortened to GTA) appears to be a game with senseless murder and other violent crimes however it is far more. The developers clearly put a lot of thought into the game as you can see how things such as the in game culture and market change with what you do. You can sit there in a car and listen to the talk radio for hours with new content. The game raises some really important questions and asks if we as a society have trusted our social media influencers too much. It takes a look at this topic through the lense of 3 murderous psychopaths with wildly different backgrounds who all have problems with how modern society views our culture, our celebrities, and how we have fallen as a society. However regardless of what I have said some British woman named Karen will still brush the game off because “boo hoo people die” grow tf up Karen. It’s a great game suck one.
by Catholicman1 June 17, 2022

The REAL RESPONSE TO WORDS they want you to use instead for MuRdEr! They'll kill you for stealing from them and think that they should be allowed to... But if YOU say WORDS they don't like... They will STEAL from you! Should THEFT be the response to WORDS, Eric? And they will cover up the theft, cover for eachother as they steal, lie, and fuck someone who couldn't any more literally be THEIR OWN SISTER.
Hym "And that's why conservatives or libertarians claiming to be anti-violence is bullshit. They will kill you. Theft! They will steal like Peter Theil. Call him Peter Steal. And THEN they will try to get you locked up in an insane asylum. Just wait until they start raping. You accuse them. Bam! Your TV starts repeating the things you say back to you. The people in your proximity start doing it. Then you end up like the Epstein whistleblower. I mean, they have been covering for a genocide for years now. You think they won't cover for a little intellectual property theft? They steal. They lie. They are perfectly fine with the violence and the murder as long as it's happening to JACOB KNEELY or HYM. They shouldn't GET murdered but they should DECIDE who is or is not FINE TO MURDER like was it Jordan? Jordan kneely? They homeless guy that got strangled on the train for 15 minutes straight even though it only takes like 30 seconds to go unconscious and there were 2 other guys pinning down his arms and legs so he couldn't struggle while a guy was strangling him to death. Nah. Don't believe their shit. They just do want THEM to die. They want ME to get stole from. They want YOU to have rights that are somehow subordinate to THEM. Lie for eachother and to themselves until the end of time if you let them."
by Hym Iam September 15, 2025

The act of mimicking or copying another persons MySpace profile from pictures to blurbs in order to confuse or embarrass them.
"When I looked at my Top 8 and saw my own face staring back at me, I knew I was a victim of mydentity theft."
by ael83 November 2, 2008

Getting a boob-job so that you can pass yourself off as someone else with more attractive "natural" ta-tas.
Identitty theft is often practiced by women who have been jilted or passed over by a hot stud in favor of a more "luscious looker"; said spurned chicks therefore find out what said more-appealingly-endowed chicks' chest-treasures look like, and then have appropriate plastic surgery done to modify their own "girls" so that said fun-bubbles will closely resemble --- or hopefully even be more attractive than --- those of the gals who took their place in their exes' lustful affections, so that they can have a fighting chance of winning back said departed hunks once again.
by QuacksO April 17, 2019

by RyoMasterSan March 13, 2020

1. Grand Theft Auto (or GTA for short) is a video game franchise made back in 1997. The newest game in the franchise is called "GTA The trilogy: definitive edition released in 2021.
2. Grand Theft Auto means to steal someone else's vehicle (specifically a car)
and it is unlawful, so PLEASE do not try this at home.
2. Grand Theft Auto means to steal someone else's vehicle (specifically a car)
and it is unlawful, so PLEASE do not try this at home.
by ToolifyStudios August 4, 2022
