Trifecta

A Trifecta occurs when a man (or woman) takes a shit, urinates, and then ejaculates into the toilet before flushing, if he decides to flush at all. Typically all is done while seated and must be consecutive.

John: Dude where’s your bathroom I gotta take a piss?
Jackson: I wouldn’t go in there if I were you, mike just finished a Trifecta.

by Ya_boi_cloud February 27, 2020

Trifecta Pro Weekend

Having sex with a different girl on each day of the weekend (Friday, Saturday and Sunday).

It was fantastic! I partied every night and took home a different girl each time! I had a Trifecta Pro Weekend!

by swordsmen September 20, 2010

Projectile Trifecta

The art of both Projectile Pissing, Projectile Vomiting and Projectile Shitting, all at the same time. This fast release of liquid and weight has, at times, been fatal, which is known as the Ultimate Exit

After the intense stomach flu hit him, John experienced a true Projectile Trifecta, leaving him utterly exhausted and in need of a thorough clean-up.

by SICKPIGS July 23, 2024

Trifecta

When you are standing with your legs spread and a girls is in between them sucking your balls and with one hand she is jacking you off, and with the other she is sticking her finger in your butt.

Man last night I picked up this dirty girl from the bar and she gave me the best trifecta ever.

by jimmyhky April 20, 2018

Trifecta

When a male bends a female over and licks her anus, while fingering her vagina and rubbing her clitoris

Ah I bent my lass over this morning and gave her the trifecta

by GoatShagger January 13, 2021

triple trifecta

Extremely uncommon redundant contraceptive method involving three forms of birth control. The man must still pull out despite the usage of birth control pills by the woman and proper condom use by the man. This is the lowest form of sex a couple can engage in beyond dry humping.

So what form of birth control are you guys using?

Oh, we're using the triple trifecta. (Describes it)

Why? Why why why!?!?!

by SlopDonk4Life April 29, 2014

KGB trifecta

The modern 'holy trinity' of climate/social activists

The KGB trifecta is composed of the following people, known by their initials: Kerry (John), Gore (Al Gore Jr), Bill (Gates). The KGB trifecta wants me to eat fake, processed meat

by Sexydimma June 21, 2024