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who took the jam out of your doughnuts ?

Why are you so angry man ?
- "Who took the jam out of your doughnuts ?"
- "You took the fucking jam out my doughnuts Tommy. You did"

(Tommy and Turkish, Snatch)

Who lit the fuse on your tampon? 

Another way of saying to a female, you've got a stick up your ass.
Damn girl, who lit the fuse on your tampon?!

Who's the lesbian?

A question asked to determine which in a group is the true lesbian.
We were all drinking hot cocoa outside. It kind of felt like a date except there were more girls than guys...who's the lesbian?

who cut the cheese 

who farted
Jim-Bob:*farts*
John-Boy: *nose wrinkles* ew who cut the cheese?

The 9 idiots who ruined my life

It was stray kids. All of stray kids. Woojin, Chan, Minho, Changbin, hyunjin, jisung, Felix, seungmin, and Jeongin. Our 9 idiots 💓
me: uwu the 9 idiots who ruined my life are stray kids 🥰

Wouldn't you know who won the pony

Implies that the previously stated is rigged; local wrestling promoter, as told by Jim Cornette, gave away a pony to increase ticket sales and, to avoid losing money, rigged the raffle to ensure his son would win the pony
Of course, that asshole was late again!
Oh, wouldn't you know who won the pony!