a woman married to a rich man, having his children. shopping all day, looking supurbly dressed, go for beauty sessions in the mornings and have the unfortunate job of taking care of her children after school
"I did not have time for my manicure today, the school came out earlier"
"she is such a yummy mummy puppy!"
"she is such a yummy mummy puppy!"
by Jealous Tomboy February 3, 2012
Get the Yummy mummy puppymug. your mother's arsehole
by tudda dahl October 18, 2008
Get the your mummy's bum cunnymug. by mhmhmyes May 13, 2016
Get the mummy has a new boyfriendmug. by Trippy_lfe June 5, 2023
Get the mummy flaps up your slahmug. a hani 360 no scope fuck his mummy is where you are smoking a fat J (joint) and the coppas pull up so you try run away and end up shaging your friend hanis mam in the back of her jaguar. ahaaaar. most commonly happens in throckley(where hard people are from)
by connor holling October 2, 2019
Get the hani 360 no scope fuck his mummymug. by Pizzels89 June 22, 2008
Get the Yummy Mummy if she weren't 2 tonneymug. Covering your partner’s full body in toilet paper while they have a throat cold and proceeding to have sexual Intercourse of any kind. Their dry, raspy voice will sound like mummies from the movies which only adds to the realism.
Yeah bro… I was making out with this hot Egyptian chick last night and she asked me to try mummy-mashing her, I think she had strep, crabs and AIDS but anything is worth it for a little pharaohs curse 🙏
by Fantastic4skinz January 4, 2025
Get the Mummy-Mashingmug.