Olympic French Keg Stand

When one executes a full squat over an open bottle of wine while nude so that neck of the bottle (which has been lubricated) penetrates the anus enough to the point whereupon the said penetrated human is able to complete a full hand stand from the squatting position chugging the bottle of wine via the anus.

The most classy way to get wasted in a jiffy is the Olympic French Keg Stand.

by anoriginalbadass June 9, 2016

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Keg cap cup trap

A game, originating at The University of Illinois in early 2010, that is designed to increase the consumption of alcohol at a kegger. The cap of the keg, once removed, is pocketed by the host, later in the evening the cap is dropped into an unsuspecting victims cup. The victim is then forced to chug the remainder of his/her beer and is now in possession of the keg cap; which he/she will then attempt to trap another unsuspecting victim into the same glorious fate.

Jason: Troy, need to top yours off?
Troy: Sure, man.
Jason: Here, I'll pump for you. (Tops off beer and proceeds to cap Troys now full beer)
Troy: You motherfucker.
Jason: That's how you play the keg cap cup trap, sir, just making sure you got your $5 worth.

by JayRose August 23, 2011

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Keg Race Blue Team

The team that, in reality, has no chance of winning a Keg race. They like to do boring things, not drinking kegs.

Sean: Hey Robbie, I'm on the Keg Race Blue Team for Keg race. We're so awesome!

Robbie: You know that the Blue Team has no real chance of winning.

Sean: I know, I just like to think we do. I wish I was on Black Team

Robbie: Ya... boo ya

by Five Dollars October 12, 2009

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