A douche who looks very similar to a Neanderthal. You can identify a Jason by his prominent brow bone and distinctive poof on his chin that he likes to call a chin-beard. In reality, this is mold that is growing upon his visage. His singing can be likened to toads mating. His breast size should be a solid b-cup which is accentuated best by his Lance Armstrong bike shirt. His bosom will cause some of the ladies to be jealous. He is short in both physical stature and schlong size. However, his ego makes up for this. Everyone should know that his IQ is at least 260, and that is DEFINITELY not an exaggeration. If he breaks up with anyone it is certainly a good idea, for his IQ told him so.
Girl 1: damn, I wish my boobs were as big as Jason's,
Girl 2: Yeah, I know, right? Me too. I'm only an A-cup...
Man in the forest: What's that sound. Is that a toad. Oh wait. Jason has begun a ballad...
Girl 2: Yeah, I know, right? Me too. I'm only an A-cup...
Man in the forest: What's that sound. Is that a toad. Oh wait. Jason has begun a ballad...
by My guitar June 11, 2012
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While he can sometimes be a whiney bitch, we forgive him because he also has a nice spine. Damn. He has an expansive buttplug collection and enjoys long walks on the beach. Usually alone. When he is not walking on the beach or trying out a new buttplug, Jason can be found trying to find the meaning of life... and failing horribly. Life is pain.
by CterSinner6969 December 31, 2016
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by spaceaidsmonkey July 21, 2023
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He is shy but yet an outgoing guy in his own unique ways. He holds a lot of known and hidden talents with in. He makes life easy. Most importantly jason holds the power to teach you how to love yourself and he shows you what it’s like to be treated by a true gentleman. Jason is forever mine and I hope everyone can be blessed enough to have a jason in their life!
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He is shy but yet an outgoing guy in his own unique ways. He holds a lot of known and hidden talents with in. He makes life easy. Most importantly jason holds the power to teach you how to love yourself and he shows you what it’s like to be treated by a true gentleman. Jason is forever mine and I hope everyone can be blessed enough to have a jason in their life!
Jason makes you curious as to how amazing life will be as long as he is by your side<3
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by II - XVII - MMXIX April 19, 2020
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