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santa fe funnel cake

A sex act where a woman spreads powder sugar and strawberry syrup in her vulva, while multiple partners chow down her box.
I got home from the movies with my wife and the babysitter had 6 of her friends giving her a santa fe funnel cake.
by Buster Hyman 24 September 25, 2013
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cum guzzling ass funnel

1.Someone who guzzels cum through their ass in large amounts.

2. Also used to discribe a man whore

3.A word used to define the gayest person you know.

4. Second only to Cock Juggeling Thunder Cunt in insultation
Person 1: hey man can i use your lawn mower

Person 2: no but can i get my weed wacker back

Person 1: i dont have it

Person 2: yes you do i lent it to you last week

Person 1 :no you didnt!!

Person 2:Shut the hell up you Cum Guzzling Ass Funnel
by Matt Tingley June 18, 2008
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Fort Ashby Funnel Cake

When you feel a grumble in your guts and you try to get your undies down in time with no luck and your warm diarrhea gets squirted through the cloth like fresh batter through a funnel screen at the county fair.
Joe: When Carolus was driving back from Cumberland to go to a DMV appointment he felt severe intestinal disturbance and pulled off the side of the road. Unfortunately he didn’t get his drawers down in time and made a huge Fort Ashby Funnel cake along side highway 15 by the museum.
Drago: Dang that sucks. He ruined those undies for sure
by Esterlino Dorado January 5, 2022
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A fun sex game of a Germanic origin. You place a funnel hose into your partners anus. You simply shoot your diarrhea into the funnel which slides down the funnel, filling your partners rectum. Your partner then squats over your chest and eliminates your watery feces along with their own onto your chest.
Would you like to grab the funnel hose and join me for a German chocolate funnel cake?
by CassiusKing October 16, 2017
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Coney Island Funnel Cake

When multiple guys drizzle their ejaculate onto a girls face. Simple, fun, and brings you back to the good ol's days.
A Coney Island Funnel cake is often found at bachelor parties in Vegas!

Hey girl, you hungry? How 'bout a Coney Island Funnel Cake...
by J-Dawg Deezy October 27, 2008
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Morgan Funnell

a weird person like really weird who is also old and close to death morgan likes to go play bingo with her friends on tuesdays she is a mother of 7 or 6 and they are white and eat dry chicken
Is that Morgan Funnell ? What a freak!!!
by gojosgf February 27, 2021
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Trust the funnel

In 2024, Joseph Forsyth, Programmatic Manager at dentsu, famously pioneered the term Trust the funnel! To describe how the stages of a programmatic campaign are interlinked in order to drive performance.

The phrase underscores that each stage relies on the preceding one for success.

Marketers should be cognisant that no stage can stand alone without the foundation built by the previous stages.
“I can’t believe they briefed me on a reach campaign and then paused it for lack of sales! Why didn’t they trust the funnel

“I can’t believe they’re running a CTV campaign to drive conversions. That’s not how trust the funnel
by media jargon October 24, 2024
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