Blake

A loser. A loser who can’t hold his liquor and he’s also fat even though he thinks he’s ripped. Sad.

A1: look at that guy on the bench press.
A2: I see him, must be named Blake. His face is so unlikeable. I’d love to punch him right in that stupid face.

by SphincterGoblin January 12, 2018

Blake

Skinny white skater boi

Blake is a piece of shit
Blake is a skinny white individual
Blake is an alien

by It’s fine... February 22, 2020

Blake

Coolest guy you know, gets any bitch (or guy) he wants, and better than you in every way. Yet you can’t help but adore them

Ben: I met this dude named Blake
Johnny: damn Ben didn’t know you were hanging out with the cool kids

by Urbandefiner1888 January 20, 2022

Blake

The bloody flakes found on the shaft of the penis due to chronic or abusive use.

My Blakes are itchy and inflamed.

by PaulTdot February 10, 2007

Blake

The baddest mother fucker to walk the high seas. He punched Jesus in the dick and shat on his grave. He then fucked Mary and made the second cumming. God weeps for him. Satan worships. However, he has a baby dick.

Blake: Aw shit dude, I just fucked the virgin Mary
Hot chick: Too bad you have a baby dick

by BootyMcgee November 13, 2013

Blake

A pile of shit and can't sing rap or dance

I need to take a blake

by Pollo36 February 28, 2017

Blake

A really cute boy who is nice, a bit perverted, skinny, most of the time they are blonde/dirty blonde, with blue/green eyes

-Hey Did you hear about Blake
-Yea I heard he is so nice, and tall, and cute, and then his eyes

by Steven donch August 27, 2015