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Sewage Swap

Sucking the semen out of one asshole and spitting it into another
I'm sorry ma'am Lincoln can't come to the phone right now, he is mid sewage swap.
by Cumpire October 30, 2023
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meme swap

When someone sends another person a meme out of context, usually by texting, and the recipient sends one of their own right back. This can be repeated, done in a group chat, or both.

Not to be confused with a meme dump, as this is done more casually and socially
Person 1: *sends meme*
Person 2: *sends meme*
x8

Person 1: "that was quite a meme swap"
Person 2: "yes it was"
by OneOffDefinition July 18, 2017
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Log swap

The act of putting a hollow tube in your asshole and shitting into someone else's asshole
I need to take a log swap. Would anyone care to help me?
by Master Of Juice Taylor June 19, 2018
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Peabody swap

When your significant other has semen leaking out from the previous nights sexual activity at the Peabody Museum and has to throw away her underwear and take yours while you have ripped jeans exposing your ass to the entire museum.
Babe, I had to throw away my underwear at the Peabody Museum because they got soaked in cum

Ok take my boxers we’ll do a Peabody Swap… oh no my jeans are ripped everyone can see my ass
by Mjb05005 October 6, 2018
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Pumpkin Swapping

Much like swinging.

But the straight couples become gay couples.

IE . The husbands become a pair and the wives become a pair .
Me and my old lady just got back from a cruise and man do we do some pumpkin swapping .
by The hammer . September 7, 2022
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swamp swap

To trade something (typically a meaty engorged gator bait stick for a swampy gator snatch) for something else whether it be another object, money or something else. Also see gator swap meet.

Often a less than hygienic person that lives in Florida with low morals and of poor character, whom will do any sexual act ,steal, lie, etc. for gator snatch, with a preference of swampy smelly gator poutang.
Dean be salty he missed dat sweaty swamp swap last night, there was some mad ass gator poon tang going around.
by DatBitchRightHere November 7, 2022
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Log Swapping

Log Swapping is a display of dominance, trust and ultimate connection between two people or more.

It involves (a) shitter(s) and shittee(s). The shittee stretches the waist band of their clothing and underwear, allowing access for the shitter to bend down and excrete their feces inside the shittee's underwear. After the feces has been evacuated from the shitter, the shittee lets go off their waist band and allows the shit to snap into their backside and smoosh into all crevices. Experienced shittees will know how to let the log drip through their underwear and down their legs, the technique is a secretive form of knowledge passed down by the elders of Log Swapping groups.

After the practice, it is quite common, to have rough, shower, anal sex, so the shittee fully experiences the log of their lover squelching, smooshing, rubbing and dripping inside of them. It also helps to clean out the feces after the banging hot anal sex.

More experienced Log Swappers will know the shower part is an essential part of the connection, but also know that to leave a bit of feces inside, so that others may know the shittee belongs to the shitter, as it is an act of dominate ownership.

There are a number of Log Swapping groups in most countries, they usually like to do it in takeout bathrooms after sharing a large meal together, usually with lots of beans and spicy foods; taco bell is a popular location.
Person A: "Dude, I just joined a Log Swapping group, last night was the most spiritual and connecting experience of a life time, you should totally try it."

Person B: "Wait what? What is Log Swapping?"

Person A: "It's the ultimate form of

asserting dominance and becoming one with another person."

Person B: "Wow, that sounds amazing, I would love to try."

Person A: "You should join this weekend at Taco Bell, the meals on me, then after being in the Taco Bell bathroom, we're going to the public pool down the road. Make sure to wear light coloured skinny jeans, preferably white or light pink, so we know you're a Log Swapper as it's a discrete way of communicating it, as well as enjoyed during the session."

Person B: "Dude, this sounds really obscure."

Person A: "Do you trust me?"

Person B: "Always"

Person A: "Then be my little shittee tonight~"

Person B: "Yes Daddy~"
by ACertainEngineer November 27, 2022
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