When you start a consulting business but don't know what you are doing so you fake it for a few checks a month.
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Get the the sultan of oman mug.The Dirty Sultan is a sensual and kinky sex position that combines elements of bondage, submission, and roleplaying into one unforgettable experience. It incorporates the use of rose water, which serves as both a fragrant aphrodisiac and an arousal-enhancing lubricant, along with a golden dildo to symbolize wealth and power. This position can be performed by any gender pairing and allows partners to explore new boundaries while immersed in exotic ambiance.
What are you doing this Friday?
Not much, met a new crush and going to try the dirty sultan. Might even dress up for it.
Not much, met a new crush and going to try the dirty sultan. Might even dress up for it.
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Get the dirty sultan mug.Engineer at Kodak, 1977: "Look - I have invented a filmless camera. It captures pictures digitally. It is going to reshape how we make photos and even film in the future!". Corporate management: "That's cute, but we'll pull a sultan here and rather work on improving celloloid film".
George Lucas, filmmaker, 1973: "I have this idea of a sci-fi space opera version of Akira Kurosawas "The Hidden Fortress". I plan on calling it "Star Wars". Executives at United Artists: "That sounds interesting, but we'll pull a sultan here and ask you to focus on semi-biographic movies like "American Grafitti" instead."
Employee at Blockbuster ca. 1999: "There is this new technology that allows for streaming media rich content instead of having to rent it on VHS tapes and DVDs, and I have set up a server that will allow for Blockbuster to be in the forefront of the market.". Executives: "That is just a niche market. We'll pull a sultan and ask you to restock the Ghostbuster DVDs."
George Lucas, filmmaker, 1973: "I have this idea of a sci-fi space opera version of Akira Kurosawas "The Hidden Fortress". I plan on calling it "Star Wars". Executives at United Artists: "That sounds interesting, but we'll pull a sultan here and ask you to focus on semi-biographic movies like "American Grafitti" instead."
Employee at Blockbuster ca. 1999: "There is this new technology that allows for streaming media rich content instead of having to rent it on VHS tapes and DVDs, and I have set up a server that will allow for Blockbuster to be in the forefront of the market.". Executives: "That is just a niche market. We'll pull a sultan and ask you to restock the Ghostbuster DVDs."
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