Stripper ikea

A dumb ass kid that dances on poles at church because they think they will clout but instead they get weird perverts on there Snapchat

John: look he is a stripper ikea

Susana: ya I hope he knows about the perverts looking at him

by Therealzzstripper May 14, 2020

The Stripper Effect

The phenomenon where the person cheated on blames the other woman instead of their significant other, who is the actual guilty party. Often caused by internalized misogyny.

The impact of the Stripper Effect became evident when Sheila marched right past her cheating boyfriend, Dave, and tackled Megan, the other woman, to the floor.

by aboodalakaka October 20, 2020

Stripper money

when you have an ungodly amount of ones in your wallet to be considered normal

1: bro, so i was giving rebecca change
2: and?
3: i got a peek in her wallet, she got Stripper money

by Capital Jupiter March 23, 2022

Stripper Rules

Look, but don't touch

(example from Harley Quinn s1 e5

Dr Psycho: While we're in here, you all follow hooker rules.

Poison Ivy: No kissing on the mouth?
Dr Psycho: Sorry, stripper rules. Look, but don't touch.

by duolingobutbetter February 4, 2023

stripper dent

A stripper thats been pounded in the ass so many times, she actually has a round dent on dat ass!

I ain't makin it rain on her she's got a stripper dent.

by RatFink1 July 29, 2009

Stripper Quotient

The cup size, waist line, trashiness paradigm, where the larger a woman's cup size divided by the smaller her waist line yeilds a higher level of acceptible trashiness.

When in a situation where one must be selective of whom they choose for a lap dance, I always apply the Stripper Quotient to make sure I am getting the best value.

by Colt-Seavers January 6, 2010

Stripper Convention

A party where every girl is a total whore and will grind or fuck any male in the vicinity

damn, that party wasn't just a grindfest, it was a stripper convention.

by <3Weed October 19, 2009